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editor-in-chief BULL, author of the book of rusty, a good ram is hard to find, ina-baby: a love story in reverse, & bend with the knees and other love advice from my father (thedrevlow-olsonshow.com)

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interview with eic and author benjamin drevlow — Blood+Honey by David Estringel “To be a writer, you have to write. That doesn’t mean you stop being a “real writer” if you’ve gone six months, a year, two years without writing anything worth publishing…It’s ab...

Thanks so much to David Estrignel from (@bloodhoneylit.bsky.social) for asking me to do this lovely interview with such great questions. Maybe you might read and understand why I do what I do... wrong www.bloodhoneylit.com/beneath-and-...

09.08.2025 16:26 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A NOTE FROM STEVE, AUTHOR OF THE BOOK OF STEVE - Farewell Transmission Drevlow is EIC & poet laureate of all things BULL/bull. You can check out more of his bull shit at thedrevlow-olsonshow.com or . . .

"If God’s a dude and Eve was a chick and we’re all God’s children, then it’s pretty gross that he wanted to watch his adult daughter running around naked with his adult son in the first place." @farewelltransmiss.bsky.social farewelltransmission.net/2025/08/note...

08.08.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Captain Docks At Hardees by Benjamin Drevlow » Bristol Noir The Captain wasn’t my friend but he was my captain and my alcoholic sponsor–like a sober sponsor but the opposite–so there we were, and there was I, sitting in some random dude’s jacked up pickup truc...

Very stoked to have this story about mowing Big Beef & Cheddars & getting in a fight in Hardees published by the beautiful John Bowie over @bristolnoir.bsky.social. You really need to check them out if you haven't yet... & maybe check me out, too. www.bristolnoir.co.uk/the-captain-...

06.08.2025 14:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A NOTE FROM STEVE, AUTHOR OF THE BOOK OF STEVE - Farewell Transmission Drevlow is EIC & poet laureate of all things BULL/bull. You can check out more of his bull shit at thedrevlow-olsonshow.com or . . .

Huge thanks to Alan ten-Hoeve & Rob Kaniuk from the great great Farewell Transmission for publishing this sexy sexy pome about Adam & Steve & God rasslin' with their big snake. farewelltransmission.net/2025/08/note...

05.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman with red hair has a headband on her head and a caption that says get on texas chainsaw massacre now ALT: a woman with red hair has a headband on her head and a caption that says get on texas chainsaw massacre now

He was a little bit rock'n'roll, she was a little bit Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

03.08.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This one goes in your must-read pile:

02.08.2025 12:04 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a seal is laying on the ground with the word ricone on the bottom right ALT: a seal is laying on the ground with the word ricone on the bottom right

Sometimes I get a little aggro with my self-hugs.

01.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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July 30, 2025: Fiction by Benjamin Drevlow …it’s been twenty years now and to this day I’ve never gotten any road head or even road hand, and I still sometimes wonder if she ever thinks about us and me and my boner that night and how …

"I’m not going to lie, even with all the blood & you on your period, I’m getting turned on in a way that is both disturbing but also kind of sweet. I try tweezers, try mini-tongs, try a toothbrush, both sides, consider pliers for a hot minute." revolutionjohnjournal.wordpress.com/2025/07/30/j...

01.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"After those bouncers caught us starting to have sex parked outside the over/under club & started pounding on the windows & humping the doors, we stopped having sex & I threw it Reverse and then Drive and peeled off and I drove her all the way home like a gentleman." - "Over/Under"

30.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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July 30, 2025: Fiction by Benjamin Drevlow …it’s been twenty years now and to this day I’ve never gotten any road head or even road hand, and I still sometimes wonder if she ever thinks about us and me and my boner that night and how …

Warning: things get pretty NSFW with my flashies over at Revolution John today. So live on the wild side and read some NSFWs at work to liven up your Wednesday. revolutionjohnjournal.wordpress.com/2025/07/30/j...

30.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

"After those bouncers caught us starting to have sex parked outside the over/under club & started pounding on the windows & humping the doors, we stopped having sex & I threw it Reverse and then Drive and peeled off and I drove her all the way home like a gentleman." - "Over/Under"

30.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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July 30, 2025: Fiction by Benjamin Drevlow …it’s been twenty years now and to this day I’ve never gotten any road head or even road hand, and I still sometimes wonder if she ever thinks about us and me and my boner that night and how …

Warning: things get pretty NSFW with my flashies over at Revolution John today. So live on the wild side and read some NSFWs at work to liven up your Wednesday. revolutionjohnjournal.wordpress.com/2025/07/30/j...

30.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Here's the actual flyer for you to appreciate its artistry

26.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ukulele stu — Blood+Honey by Benjamin Drevlow “Every morning I mount my throne in the handicapped stall of the rec fields pavilion men’s room bare-assed with my sweatpants between my knees trying to do my business with 3 tra...

So much love to @bloodhoneylit.bsky.social
@davidestringel.bsky.social, &
@happilander.bsky.social for publishing this roller coaster of a story about a flyer for a ukulele club. Would be grateful if you would give her a quick little read.
www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/ukul...

26.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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a bunch of plastic bottles are floating in the ocean . ALT: a bunch of plastic bottles are floating in the ocean .

No man is an island.
But I am not a man.
I am an island.
Of trash.

25.07.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someday we'll tell our grandkids about when our whole lives revolved around little red dots that determined our happiness, self-worth, and stress all at the same time. ...Well, y'all will tell your grandkids that... I'll be trying to explain MySpace to my AI dogs.

24.07.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today at the Zoo | Your Impossible Voice By Benjamin Drevlow — "Today at the zoo, someone has posted a video of a polar bear playing with a cow out swimming."

Ready for the second of today's #flashfiction from @thedrevlow.bsky.social? “Today at the zoo, someone has posted a video of a polar bear playing with a cow out swimming.”

22.07.2025 22:18 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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If you're not sick of me yet, here's the second of my micros published by the great people at @yourimpossiblevoice.com. It's a love story between a polar bear and a cow. yourimpossiblevoice.com/today-at-the...

23.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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That Scene From Every Movie Where the Dead Person Gets Cremated | Your Impossible Voice By Sophie Isham — "We stare at each other. Both have long limbs; both find pleasure near the shore of the lake. A few tuBy Benjamin Drevlow — "When we spread my brother’s ashes in the apple orchard ju...

Honored to have this little ditty about The Big Lebowski and spreading my brother's ashes in the great great @yourimpossiblevoice.com yourimpossiblevoice.com/that-scene-f...

22.07.2025 16:09 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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That Scene From Every Movie Where the Dead Person Gets Cremated | Your Impossible Voice By Sophie Isham — "We stare at each other. Both have long limbs; both find pleasure near the shore of the lake. A few tuBy Benjamin Drevlow — "When we spread my brother’s ashes in the apple orchard ju...

We're back with not one but two new flashes from @thedrevlow.bsky.social! Our first has one of those classic titles that can't help but make you excited to read. #flashfiction

22.07.2025 14:17 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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fyi

22.07.2025 12:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks so much, buddy. Honored to be a part of this list.

20.07.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I imagine "Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose" sounds a lot cooler & more profound when you’re getting stoned listening to folk music in some college dropout dreadlocked dude’s parents’ basement than when you’re homeless and shitting behind a Domino’s dumpster.

18.07.2025 13:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape (Short 2012) ⭐ 8.4 | Short, Adult 30m

It makes me so happy that the Hulk Hogan sex tape with the wife of Bubba the Love Sponge has an official entry on IMDB and it has a score of 8.4 out of 34 revies, including one that just says "I'm not sure how to watch this film." Touche my friend. Touche. www.imdb.com/title/tt6336...

16.07.2025 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I semi-regularly accidentally eat the little piece of paper they put between slices of cheese simply because I am too excited to eat my sandwich.

16.07.2025 11:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New content every morning! Armin Meiwes, sent to prison for killing and cannibalizing Berndt Brandes, a man from Berlin who had posted an ad on a cannibal website looking for a man to eat him alive.

"Meat Lovers" over at The Gorko Gazette by @colinmgee.bsky.social thegorkogazette.com/2025/07/10/m...

15.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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TO THE MANAGER OF THE RESTAURANT WHO WAS SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME FOR STEALING HER PULLED PORK by Benjamin K. Drevlow - BRUISER To the manager of the restaurant who said she was so disappointed in me for stealing 25 dollars’ worth of pulled pork sandwich and loaded mac and

"To the Manager of the Restaurant Who Was So Disappointed In Me for Stealing Her Pulled Pork"
@bruisermag.com www.bruisermag.com/drevlow_pull...

15.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
No Kings by Benjamin Drevlow – Do Not Submit

"No Kings" over at Don't Submit Lit
donotsubmit.net/no-kings-by-...

15.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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when my ex-wife dies — Blood+Honey by Benjamin Drevlow “When my ex-wife dies, and I promise it won’t be by my hand, I’ll bring her back home and have her stuffed and it won’t be for any sexy stuff…”

"When My Ex-Wife Dies" over at
@bloodhoneylit.bsky.social by David Estringel & Mileva Anastasiadou www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/when...

15.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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THE ROOMBA HAS LOCKED ITSELF IN THE BATHROOM The roomba has locked itself in the bathroom and isn’t coming out. Keeps banging from wall to bathtub to cabinet to shitter. I keep waiting to hear vomiting, toilet flushing, toilet seat smashing back...

"The Roomba Has Locked Itself in the Bathroom" over at
@maudlinhouse.bsky.social maudlinhouse.net/the-roomba-h...

15.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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