thedrevlow

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If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna put my foot in it is probably not as badass a threat as you think it is.
If you’re threatening the mouth of a podophilliac.

Every Good Ben Dies Fine

The secret to life is breathing. Fuck love.

The secret to life is breathing. Fuck love.

Put on the dog's shock collar and see how much words mean to you then.

Fun fact: I'm 3 years older than Danny Glover when he first said he was "too old for this shit." That means I'm really too old for this shit.

Yo’ mama’s so munchausen/No yo’ mama’s so munchausen/Well both our moms is killing us slowly/Yeah well my moms loves me more/Yeah well I’m fixin' to die first/Well, fine, then, you win, is that what you want to hear?/Yes. & I love you/I love you but not in a poison'y kind of way

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Shit's about to get very V for Vendetta'y.

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I’ve never seen a plastic bag dancing in the wind & thought that’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I have seen a plastic bag dancing in the wind & thought, fuck yeah, I forgot doggie bags & my Rottie just took a huge dump in the yard next door & I don’t wanna be a shitty neighbor.

Thanks, friend.

Thanks so much.

Don't know when it's gonna come out but I'm pretty fucking stoked that my book TRASH POMES 4 TRASH PEOPLE is going to be published by one of my favorite presses out there ANXIETY PRESS. Been working on it for 5 years & had never really written poetry before & wasn't sure if anybody'd "get it" so...

The Ghost of Johnny Cash Sings of Fire by Benjamin Drevlow

"I pretended Johnny Cash was my father and my father, like Johnny Cash, was finally dead so I could finally forgive him all the ways that he’d been mean and dismissive to me"

@thedrevlow.bsky.social's "The Ghost of Johnny Cash Sings of Fire"

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Thanks so much, Adam. It's been a good week.

Thanks so much, friend.

Mmmm butter.

Very kind, Emilly. This means a lot to me.

Thanks so much, Charlotte. You're the best.

The Ghost of Johnny Cash Sings of Fire by Benjamin Drevlow

Sorry for all the self-promoting, but here's the last one for a while I promise. Thanks so much to @trampset.bsky.social for taking my latest auto-fic baby "The Ghost of Johnny Cash Sings of Fire." Trampset rocks hard & actually pays $. I hope this one does them justice. trampset.org/the-ghost-of...

Ah, you're the best, Sarah. Much love back atcha.

LATE TO WORK by Benjamin Drevlow This morning I’m hauling ass across the intersection across from the Krispy Kreme opposite the Kum & Go so I don’t get steamrolled by one of the yokels in their jacked-up pickups when some old lady in...

So excited to have made it to the halls of the great @xraylitmag.bsky.social with my lil auto-fic piece about almost being rescued from my not so imminent death. Thanks so much to Chris Dankland and the rest of the X-folks for giving this baby a shot at the big time. xraylitmag.com/late-to-work...

Thanks so much, Dina. Glad you liked it.

Thanks so much, friend. Glad you dug it.

LATE TO WORK by Benjamin Drevlow This morning I’m hauling ass across the intersection across from the Krispy Kreme opposite the Kum & Go so I don’t get steamrolled by one of the yokels in their jacked-up pickups when some old lady in...

we have a micro by Benjamin Drevlow @thedrevlow.bsky.social !

i'm starting to believe that what most ppl want most out of life is to be rescused from it...this 178 word story embodies that feeling for me. check it out

xraylitmag.com/late-to-work...

Typos is my arse poetika.

chicka-chicka slim shady — Blood+Honey by Benjamin Drevlow “Like Eminem’s I Don’t Give a Fuck but in which I give a fuck about everything, all things, and can’t do anything about them, but scream I don’t give a fuck in Em’s nasally whine...

3rd in my trilogy of @bloodhoneylit.bsky.social stories. Big thanks to @davidestringel.bsky.social
@happilander.bsky.social. Maybe you check it out? Maybe you read other awesome stuff over there? Maybe you spread the word about how B+H is? Maybe? #slimshady www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/chic...

chicka-chicka slim shady — Blood+Honey by Benjamin Drevlow “Like Eminem’s I Don’t Give a Fuck but in which I give a fuck about everything, all things, and can’t do anything about them, but scream I don’t give a fuck in Em’s nasally whine...

Micro-fiction "Chicka-Chicka Slim Shady" by Benjamin Drevlow!

“Like Eminem’s I Don’t Give a Fuck but in which I give a fuck about everything, all things, and can’t do anything about them, but scream I don’t give a fuck…”

www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/chic...

Depends whose dick it was in the box, I guess.

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What if Morgan Freeman had answered Brad Pitt's "What's in the box? What's in the box...?" with "Dick in the box"?

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What if Morgan Freeman had answered Brad Pitt's "What's in the box? What's in the box...?" with "Dick in the box"?