Still The Only Wahala

testing non-Spotify music platforms. because absolutely the fuck not.

watching The Sound of Music again in theaters and annoyed all over again that someone grew up watching the movie and thought it ended at the intermission.

and THEN watched as an adult and finished the whole thing and was still like “yeah it was better when it ended at intermission”

😒 dpmo

nothing makes me su!cidal like money issues. fuck.

no, it was a good idea for me to put off watching Idiocracy for 20 years.

goodness gracious

did Digiorno reall have someone say “conversate” in a commercial?!?

I need to never see ads again. the fuck is this stupidity

drowning tf out of this chest congestion. I REFUSE TO BE SICK 😫

i know retail is hard. customer facing jobs are hard.

but the pace at which people be working behind a counter enrages me bro

it’s so good!

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

welp.

looks like we’re in this.

I was once toured The Plaza and saw all the murals on the ceiling. I was told when trump bought it the first thing he did was cover them with "gold".

The new owners removed that, restored the murals, and it looks 100% better.

He ruins all that is beautiful, but we can fix it when he's gone.

god I love this movie. back to back viewings every time I rewatch. it’s stunning. absolutely stunning.

watching all my queer classics (that don’t make me cry) for Pride month. Call Me By Your Name today.

black people. my people.

I’m begging yall to please do less with your perfumes. PLEASE.

#Andor, “One Way Out”.

astounding writing. like truly breathtaking stuff here

that woman real-life named her child Gypsy Rose and no one tapped her on the shoulder about the irony??

I’m literally learning the synopsis of Gypsy like right now. I’ve known it’s a legendary musical and a broadway standard.

but I never knew what it was about

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

I love a terminally online millennial 🙂‍↕️🤏🏾

I can’t wrap my mind around eating soft shell crab. I just cannot get there

The women of No Sex for Fish are survivors — but their survival is precarious A group of women in Kenya rebelled against trading sex for a fisherman's catch to sell. They got their own boats, had success — but in past years have faced floods and now fears about HIV medications.

A group of women in Kenya rebelled against trading sex for a fisherman's catch to sell. They got their own boats, had success — but in past years have faced floods and now fears about HIV medications.

I just read the phrase “artisanal sandwich toothpicks” written in jest and honestly? that’s what internet was made for

!!!

watching #BlackBag. I love the reminder that I don’t enjoy these kinds of movies. bleh

we’re all okay if I just hope he runs into oncoming traffic or something right?

or wraps his car around a pole
or falls off a steep cliff
or contracts ebola or hantavirus
or gets stuck on Everest

or something

fuck do you mean Israelis are occupying space in Ghana. someone tell my people there is such a thing as being too fucking open

Natasha Lyonne’s voice has always done it for me. love that natural rasp

PEEPED!!