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Daniel Warshaw

@ploafmaster.com.bsky.social

Don’t hassle me, I’m global. Richmond, Virginia, probably on a bike. #bikes #cycling #partypace Web: https://ploafmaster.com

221 Followers  |  80 Following  |  1,052 Posts  |  Joined: 02.05.2023  |  1.666

Latest posts by ploafmaster.com on Bluesky

I fear I’ve started down a dark path…I just purchased my first bike component from eBay (a Shimano 600 Arabesque front derailleur).

16.11.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eric Marth is Back: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/16/eric-marth-is-back.html

16.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Edmund Sticker V.2 — Fitzwater Photography The Anti-Fascist Cycling Club is not an exclusive club. In fact all you need is this sticker(which is 3×3 inches). You don’t even need this sticker actually - you just need to be a decent human being....

Version 2 of the Edmund Sticker is up!
(modifying the design after each 100)
www.fitzwatercycles.com/store-2/p/ed...

16.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Today is my wife’s birthday! Happy birthday Valerie!!!

16.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Current State of Bagels in Richmond, Virginia: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/15/the-current-state-of-bagels.html

15.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Would you…like…an atom bomb?”

I don’t know how long this show will stay this good, but when the entire supporting cast is great (in addition to Seehorn of course) I’ll keep enjoying the ride.

14.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, yes, I’m sorry. I’ve allowed my 9YO to become a fan of The Smiths. He’ll be more insufferable than his old man in no time, I’m sure.

14.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know I watch too much niche bike YouTube when my son says something like, “this guy makes Dangerous Dave look like Probably Riding” 🤪

14.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way my heart dropped when I realized they wouldn’t be ready in time for Christmas 🥺

13.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I spent the first 28 miles of my ride thinking my bottom bracket was clicking; the rhythmic sound matched the frequency of my pedaling and stopped when I coasted. It was only after I climbed back on from my final stop that I realized my keys were clicking my my vest pocket 🙃

13.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
What Happens If I Get a Stone In My Coffee?
YouTube video by James Hoffmann What Happens If I Get a Stone In My Coffee?

The way @jameshoffmann.bsky.social seems *so gleeful* grinding rocks on this video is absolutely cracking me up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5v5...

13.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Smokey Mug currently has a pastry they call a “brookie”—your sort of typical brownie batter with cookie dough baked on top, or vice versa—but with a critical twist: this one has a layer of Rice Krispy treat on top of all that. It’s, uh, well, I guess I have plenty of sugar for my ride :-P

13.11.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New bike lanes coming to Hopkins Road #rvabike

12.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Strandbeest evolution 2025: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/12/strandbeest-evolution.html

12.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the time comes, which paper’s Trump obituary will headline with “WE GOT HIM THIS TIME”?

12.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pumpin' Ain't Easy (Except When it Is): https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/11/pumpin-aint-easy-except-when.html

12.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The weather is so cold and blustery that I almost didn’t ride my bike today. But I figured if I didn’t ride in this weather I’d never ride outside much this winter, so I went for it and got my 30 miles anyway.

11.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Waxin' a fresh chain. Thinking about doing a little rear derailleur cleaning/greasing before putting it on the Space Horse, though.

11.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social sorry if you already saw this, but thought you may be interested in this recent video of Edgar Wright talking about some of his favorite shots: youtu.be/8u_kCQiZd7Y

11.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The concepts of no plan"

10.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think, cynically, that Kaine probably feels safe from a primary vote having just won reelection last year.

Gross.

10.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A massive ginkgo tree approaching full autumn yellow, as seen in Libbie Hill Park.

A massive ginkgo tree approaching full autumn yellow, as seen in Libbie Hill Park.

Crossed 8000 miles for the year on my bike today while enjoying the mid-autumn splendor of fluorescent ginkgo trees around the city.

09.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally Clicking with Tapestry: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/08/finally-clicking-with-tapestry.html

09.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If your e-commerce system’s “order shipped” messaging doesn’t include the tracking number without me first using some bullshit app? You should feel bad about yourself.

07.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cropped photo of my bike in a bike stand in my shed

Cropped photo of my bike in a bike stand in my shed

Bike Mods for the Space Horse: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/07/bike-mods-for-the-space.html

07.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

06.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 32232    🔁 5473    💬 697    📌 218
The ATB World Championships!
YouTube video by Tim Fitzwater The ATB World Championships!

youtu.be/MstGdb2XyyI

06.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

god I hope the sandwich cop is really mad right now. just red and nude shouting at his ex-wife during the drop off of his monitored custody hours about how liberals don't care about the safety of our first responders

06.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 199    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

Look, I know “prebiotic” sodas are mostly junk science, but here’s the deal: some of them taste pretty dang good and only have a few grams of sugar per can. So let’s not throw the baby out with the fizzy water, m’kay?

05.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dems up to 60 seats in the House of Delegates in Virginia so far 😳

How high can we go? 😛

05.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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