Johnny

Karolyn Leavitt constantly attacks democrats from the white house press podium instead of conducting the business of governing as if she's campaigning every day. She and this entire administration is a joke.

Since only deceased people can appear on money, the treasurys attempt to put the orange bloated doofus on a $1 coin is ridiculous, but if he can croak in the next year would be amenable.

The TSA and air traffic controllers are not getting paid but ICE has helicopters flying. This is bullshit.

Somebody should create a website tracking the orange bloated dumbass crook's net worth like the website that tracked Elon's private plane. Every time he takes bribes or does a crypto scam everyone would know about it. Most people don't know about his criminality.

And while we're at it, let's release those pesky Epstein files and impeach the orange fatass dildo.

The maga gop believes that the gov is full of democrats in key jobs throughout the bureaucracy thwarting right wing agendas. Quality, competence, and logic is directly proportional to intelligence, and intelligent people tend to lean left since reading is helpful. Smart people get the job done.

800 admirals, generals, and service officers, the best of the best, who have seen combat and have vast experience were called fat and soft by the infinitesimal, drunken, unqualified, dumbass moron Pete Hegseth, who is a rude fox news host. I'm sure they were not amused. Idiot.

We mistakenly attribute comments by this admin as being incendiary towards the American people using troops to patrol the streets as a means of talking tough, but they actually see us as the enemy because we're standing between them and the money & power they're trying to steal. We are their enemy.

If there is one American person who was reared in this country who can't pronounce Abraham, that is definitive proof that we're talking about an alien bug wearing a human suit.

Stephen Miller is puppeteering the orange assclown, but he goes off script and trips over his own stupid mouth.

Anyone who doesn't see that the orange bloated dildo's Quantico speech was weak, ridiculous, and stupid is either delusional or firmly devoted to the moonie cult.

I feel like I'm the only person who saw Melania's outfit when she met king Charles and thought of secret squirrel. She must have been able to see through the hat, but she didn't want anyone to see her with orange goober.

I'm no fan of James Comey, but I can tell just by looking at him that he wouldn't break a law if his life depended on it.

Jessie Watters wants to bomb the UN building in NYC because orange douchebag had to walk up stairs when his photographer leaned against the off button. He either means a black bag of pipe bombs or perhaps flying a plane into it. Dumbass.

It seems like Excedrin lucked out that idiots can more easily pronounce Tylenol even though it also contains acetaminophen as well as other brands including generic products. Dumbass moron.

Tylenol...no
Vaccines...no
Birth control...no
Horse dewormer...yes
Hydroxychloroquine...yes
Bleach...yes
UV light up your hoohaa...yes
Raw milk...yes
Roadkill...yes
Science...no
Doctors...no
Sniffing adderall...yes
Heroin...yes
Stupidity...yes
Education...no
Blind loyalty...yes
Moonie cult...yes

It would be a little funny if no one in other countries picked up the phone because they were all raptured yesterday.

The orange dumbass clown affirms the danger of pregnant women taking acetaminophen, but clearly sees the word for the first time when it appears on the teleprompter and can't pronounce it. Don't forget he also suggested drinking bleach and shining UV light up the ass. Moron.

The great orange lardass goober must have horrible breath. Or maybe he needs a diaper change.

Maga gop moonies think that they have vanquished democracy, but as the Kimmel reinstatement has shown, the American people have always had the power and should be feared by those in government. We are going to fix everything.

When the teleprompter went out at the UN, the orange bloated goober just vomited out anything lingering in the useless tub of pudding he calls his brain. It couldn't have been more embarrassing if he dropped his pants and diaper around his ankles and penguin walked off the stage.

The Charlie Kirk memorial is a gigantic production that presidents don't get. Charlie is clearly being exalted as the christ figure who was sacrificed for our sins. Yikes.

Do not lose focus. We will never relinquish free speech, but this Kimmel stuff is a distraction from the looming economic disaster, orange hogzilla's crypto grifting, and the Epstein files. They're shifting media focus like a laser pointer and a cat.

Since Eric called Charlie Kirk orange hogzilla's second son, he is admitting that two of the three male offspring are not biologically related. Or he's every bit the brainless moron we always thought he was, which would probably confirm that he has the dumbass gene from his assclown father.

Imagine the outrage if Obama pressured media companies to drop fox news. Oh, and we haven't forgotten about the epstein files.

The orange dumbass goober always says that the comedians who insult him have low ratings, but if that was true, there would be no reason to remove them. All comedians now have a cause to unite behind. Let the mockery of the fat, old, orange bloated buffoon begin.

One thing that we can be sure of is the fact that our orange bloated prized hog has crapped his diaper multiple times in Buckingham palace. Embarrassing for Americans, but that's the least embarrassing thing he's doing.

The British put on a show with the carriage ride and the parade that they usually don't do for state visits because they are usually not entertaining a narcissistic moronic lummox with the attention span of a monkey. Embarrassing.

The orange bloated dildo thinks that he vanquished Kimmel and Colbert, but all he has done is piss them and millions off and reduce the viewership of ABC, CBS, Disney etc. Those guys were using the internet during covid, and they will continue. Attacking free speech is a losing message.

The Kimmel suspension is not about any comment he made about Charlie Kirk. He makes people laugh at the orange bloated lardass hog because he is funny. If we allow this, we're done.