My favourite thing to do at the minute is when scammers text me, is to send them links to the maddest porn I can find.
06.07.2025 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In the words of my eldest, ‘my balls feel like they’re covered in PVA glue.’
Visualisation.
30.06.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe we should get the square ball to design the shirts…
30.06.2025 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is the low fields shop open with this on Saturday lads?
05.12.2024 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Im very well and very much looking forward to Christmas. How are you guys?
03.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Made me laugh x
03.12.2024 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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