The Last Picture Joe

Hell yeah, many thanks

On my way to war-torn Portland for a conference. Anyone know of a theater showing OBAA on celluloid on the south west side, reasonably close to the Portland State campus? If it’s screening on 70 or even 35 nearby, I might treat myself tonight.

My sister named her new cat Laszlo, after Matt Berry in What We Do in the Shadows, but when I see him I am going to talk to him as if he was Adrian Brody in The Brutalist

Major find at the record store earlier today

I’m going to start describing things I don’t like as being “for babies” the way a six year old does

My sister’s friend found a box of kittens on the side of the road in Canada and she’s giving one to my sister! Look at this guy!

If you think I’m only in for a single, one-and-done battle this afternoon, well brother, I got some news for you

I’m taking care of my upstairs neighbor’s cat for the weekend. They tried to introduce me to the cat last night but it was skittish around the stranger and wouldn’t come out. I just ordered sushi and I’m gonna eat it with my hands and then I’m gonna go up there and make friends with that cat.

I enjoyed Way of Water because it hijacked the synaptic pathways that watching Free Willy on VHS every day after school created in my brain thirty years ago, but everything I see about Fire & Ash has me thinking I’m going to go back to being an Avatar hater for this next one. Sorry everybody

Haven’t done one of these in ages

Man I can’t parse that, I’m 36 and I just smoked a pre-roll

One thousand percent this

Pleased to announce that at the tender age of 36, I’ve now been compulsively hitting the Robert F. Pennedy (senior) for long enough that I can smoke a pre-roll in one sitting

Only thing keeping me from cracking up with news psychosis is the knowledge that in eight hours I can go home and turn off my phone and smoke a joint and watch Butch and Sundance

I just saw an old guy in the grocery store parking lot who was wearing basketball shorts and a t shirt and he reached up to put something on the roof of his car and his shirt lifted up to reveal that his bare ass was completely out of the shorts

YouTube video by •flanthippe Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage - "a lot"【4K Remaster】

Flanthippe, the creator of the best known Barry Lyndon edit, has put a 4K version out based on the new remaster: youtu.be/PDSeCm78A6s

Kash Patel leaping through a completely uninvolved 79-year-old Mormon woman's plate-glass window to the tune of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" like William Peterson in Manhunter, causing cardiac arrest

Hot tip from my sister

(It’s my birthday FYI)

I swear to God I was thinking about Kennedy when I said “wouldn’t it be something if one of these horrible people dropped dead today for my birthday” to my coworker this morning

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, as they say

I just GMed Mothership for the first time and it fucking rocked

There are rumors everywhere about Perrin that Mon assumes are true but won’t ask about so that she can maintain plausible deniability. In reality though he’s actually clean, he’s way too busy banging the wives of his friends and business associates to bother with Epstein’s thing

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Can anyone recommend some crunchy instrumental synth music with a throwback sci fi vibe? I’m getting ready to run my first game of Mothership and I’d love some tonally appropriate shit to listen to while I prep. Is there like a space version of dungeon synth?

Not a Jedi, but if we’re talking Star Wars characters in general then there’s no fucking way this guy isn’t in it

Ah fuck I got autocorrected

Get there behind me, satan

no sir-ee

I’m sure it seems like I’m setting up a bit of some kind but I’m being absolutely sincere