The Last Picture Joe

DOWN IN FRONT

Emily Blunt as Kitty Oppenheimer saying "You know, the truly vindictive,"

Blunt as Oppenheimer saying "patient as saints"

How it feels to hate him specifically as a Warren Zevon-head

Not a Switch guy so the question is basically academic, but does anyone know if the Jedi Outcast/Academy ports are any more playable here than the PlayStation version? It’s been a while since I rage-quit on the first level, but I remember the ps4/5 controls being janky as hell and impossible to fix.

Some Henry content for your Saturday morning

Might fuck around and watch Doctor Zhivago

Remember when he called Larry David despicable for shaking the Elmo puppet

He’s just sitting there watching me pick up the Magic: the Gathering cards he spilled all over the floor

It fuckin rocks, but it’s also the most expensive wargame out there so I recommend learning to paint on something else

Yup. Only made the leap to Warhammer last year, but I’ve been doing Star Wars and LoTR and historicals for a while. One of the greatest legacies of the pandemic for me

. . . yeah

I’m going to talk myself into going out and getting a Warhammer kit for the snowstorm, aren’t I

The movie I mean

Holy shit F1 sucks so hard

My plans for the impending snowstorm

Proud homeowner

pam bondi screaming the name "nien nunb" and shaking her fist

Oh there plenty of specific bad pickles out there for sure, but this guy was trying to sell the idea that the very notion of pickles on a fried chicken sandwich was wrongheaded in general

Half the stuff in that thread of food hot takes that’s making the rounds boils down to “I have the sensibilities of a 3rd-grader.” You cannot complain about *pickles on a sandwich* and expect to be taken seriously, I’m sorry, but them’s the rules

Henry’s a little bored with Bright Star

It’s like a switch went off in his head 90 minutes ago and now he’s strutting around like he owns the damn place

Dr. Jones came home last night. He hid under the couch until 3 in the morning and then decided it was time to yell at every object in my apartment one by one. Then he chilled out and we watched some Star Trek. Not a lot of sleeping has taken place, but we’re making progress.

Well look who got sick of hiding underneath the couch

I am so fucking sick of that dork loser Doug screeching at me about insurance before every YouTube video. Does anyone on the planet find those ads anything but irritating

I am doing such a better job cleaning my apartment for this fucking cat than I ever have for a human being

I’m approved and I’m meeting Henry on Friday!!!!!!

The application is submitted, the die is cast

Absolutely going to expand his name to Dr. Henry Jones, Jr. and address him as Doctor Jones

Thinkin’ Henry’s my guy

I had an art school acquaintance (sculpture major) who had a gig there for a while fabricating the fake rocks/coral for the tanks, it seemed like such a cool place to work

Fuck it, I'm gonna get a cat