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Uncharismatic megafauna. Too fat to ride a horse, too poor to own a carriage. Buy my book, keep me off the streets: http://bit.ly/JMgibbons

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At least the song would be short.

06.12.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those wacky Swiss

06.12.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to see this.

06.12.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prolific!

06.12.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that she wasn’t in, I suspect.

06.12.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Director of forthcoming Wuthering Heights movie saying β€œ I know that if somebody else made it, I’d be furious.” despite it having already been made more than a dozen times.

Director of forthcoming Wuthering Heights movie saying β€œ I know that if somebody else made it, I’d be furious.” despite it having already been made more than a dozen times.

I have some bad news for her.

05.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

And now they won’t let her back into the UK because of it. Sad!

05.12.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

God yes

05.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean, the US had to have Mad Max subtitled, they’re bad people.

05.12.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent!

05.12.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha!

05.12.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet hell

05.12.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like it!

05.12.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha!

05.12.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

05.12.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have to cope with endless American references to minor fast food chains and snacks and TV hosts we don’t know and somehow we cope, but everything must be clarified for them.

05.12.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if I hadn’t broken the DRM they’d be invisible, so it may be my fault.

05.12.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s almost admirable in its perversity.

05.12.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i was told to use newsstand but there was no way, it’s just WRONG

05.12.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

On the page I’m on now:

05.12.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[bitterly remembering how I wasn’t allowed to use the word β€œnewsagent” in my own book]

05.12.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at me, aren’t I special!

05.12.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

05.12.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading an ARC of a book by an English writer being published by a US press and it’s full of worried incorrect corrections of UK slang/usage by the copy editor.

05.12.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Not falling for this, would not click on that link even if you pointed a gun at my head.

05.12.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

05.12.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then they followed it up by giving it to a genocide-promoting fascist. Pathetic.

05.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair

05.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[me looking at that picture] I would try to pat that dog

05.12.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He fucken sucks, the most overrated bore in the world. I was so angry when he got the Nobel that I still haven't calmed down.

05.12.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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