Hi. I'm Drew.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love him. We can never, ever, trade him.

Vientos should probably have just put a question mark under position.

A band I recently discovered is playing 20 minutes from me for $20 and I couldn't be happier.

You can't find shows for less than five times that price anymore.

Wake the fuck up people.

Not with that attitude you can't.

A man pointing at his eye, as if to say "Look at me." It's from a movie. I don't remember which one.

I am the dishwasher now.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Update: Valve is off, leak is stopped, dishwasher is fucked.

Our dishwasher started leaking from the intake, and the shutoff valve is seized.

I have PTSD from breaking one of those, so I have to call a plumber. Toxic masculinity is hitting really hard right now.

It's one of my favorites.

I'm really glad I watch Starfleet Academy first thing in the morning because holy fucking spoilers.

That episode absolutely would have been ruined otherwise.

You take that back right now

This is why I listen to loud and depressing/angry music.

Concert merch has an odd way of bringing people together in the strangest of places.

This is making me irrationally mad.

I've now seen multiple people walk in and out of the stuck door.

It really says a lot about a person's character if they can't be aware of whether or not a door closes behind them.

Coffee date at Starbucks this morning - their door keeps getting stuck on rock salt on the pavement outside.

I pulled it shut when we walked in and since I've been obsessed with watching people be completely oblivious to the fact that they're allowing 10° air into the store.

A record by Loma titled "How Will I Live Without A Body?"

Morning spin. #VinylSky

It's frustrating to find a helpful post on reddit with a bunch of users reacting extremely positively to a user that had mass deleted and anonymized their posts.

If it's something you do want to use more, there's a setting you can turn on that won't let you hit submit until alt text is added.

We believe this so much, we put it on a 700 square foot sign on the outside of our ballpark

I mean, you could make Daria your profile pic and I would think it's the same person.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

How do I sign up for these types of videos?

Same, unfortunately.

If there's a positive to come out of all of this, it's people showing us exactly who they are.

This has been an absolutely exhausting week.

It's a hot color on him.