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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."

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The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

27.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Can Trump pardon Weinstein. If he can he will.

27.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps Ellison can hire Harvey Weinstein to produce in absentia.

27.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

People should relax. If you’re a Crockett fan, take solace in the fact that Trump mocked a disabled reporter to the man’s face and he’s been elected President twice.

Just accept the fact Rep. Crockett behaved badly and move forward.

27.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sure this is not the case regarding this reporter, the editor involved, or The Atlantic magazine, but whenever I hear about β€œmultiple rounds of fact-checking and editorial review,” I think of the movie β€œShattered Glass.”

27.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The AMC adaptation of β€œThe Terror” was excellent.

Couldn’t make it through Hyperion either. Not a knock on the author, just wasn’t for me.

27.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That seems incongruent.

27.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

a fan of this energy tbh, and ambitious politicos should be trying to outdo each other here

27.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Stew Peters is not "every random neonazi." He's a very influential neonazi who has done incredible harm mainstreaming fascism. Yes, it is the job of anti-fascists to do the fucking work to not promote fascism. That's pretty much the job.

27.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s Clobberin’ Time!

Rescue worker to hole.

27.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK, Jr.: You know folks, nose oysters are free.

27.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1412    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 8

Paramount should enjoy its growing news monopoly while they have it because when Democrats win back power we are going to break up these anti-democratic information conglomerates. All of them.

27.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4600    πŸ” 991    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 213

Suckahs!

27.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s one speech away from saying Kibbles and Bits has everything you need to survive.

27.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

27.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6902    πŸ” 2959    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 194

I feel like the guy at the front of the boat these days because I keep on saying: Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.

27.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a "maximize consumption to infinity" kinda guy by any means, but come on, the speed with which these crazed lying dipshits pivot from YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN MOUNTAINS OF CHEAP GROCERIES to YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT EVERY SINGLE WEEK, PEONS is just brain-destroying.

27.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

In his next speech he’ll call in Americans to enjoy tasty, free nose oysters.

27.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know they don't but it is very strange to me that fox news viewers don't find this kind of baghdad bob shit weird bsky.app/profile/atru...

27.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 880    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 9

Huh I wonder why the right wing billionaires who own all the major social platforms fill my lefty friends' feeds with "leftist" content about how the Democrats are awful and there's no point voting for them because it won't bring any real change. No reason, I'm sure.

27.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 15

It’s frequently notable to me that millennial β€œleftists” whose suburban parents would have been listening to that stuff driving them to school talk about the Democratic Party in essentially the same terms Rush Limbaugh did

27.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 34

πŸ˜‚ I knew it!

27.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sec. Kennedy suggests Americans eat delicious, free nose oysters.

27.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoken just like someone I’m going to attribute bad intentions to!

27.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kennedy recommends hungry people eat their boogers. Says they’re delicious. Nothing like a quality nose oyster, said Sec. Kennedy.

27.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK, Jr. suggests Americans who can’t afford beef pick their noses and eat their boogies.

β€œNose oysters. Don’t deny β€˜em until you try β€˜em,” says Secretary.

27.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We will not be pushed into becoming a nation of liver eaters!

27.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The right lost their minds when Jimmy Carter said β€œwear a sweater” during an externally-imposed energy crisis.

27.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

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