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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."

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I cannot imagine the level of moral bankruptcy to describe the actions of people whose boat has just been hit by a missile from nowhere (this was the FIRST such strike) and who were most likely making a desperate attempt not to drown in the ocean as trying to "stay in the fight."

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Fifties-era Al Plastino drawing of Superman in flight. 
CAPTION: Speeding to country fields, SUPERMAN uses his microscopic vision and super-speed to reap a strange harvest! 
SUPERMAN/Thought: I'll only pick the kind I want!

Fifties-era Al Plastino drawing of Superman in flight. CAPTION: Speeding to country fields, SUPERMAN uses his microscopic vision and super-speed to reap a strange harvest! SUPERMAN/Thought: I'll only pick the kind I want!

Good strategy

04.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg! He means human eyes!

04.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheryl Hines wants to help!

04.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy

rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.

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Tom Cotton’s wife calls sex with him a β€œrighteous strike.”

04.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys pardoned over 1,500 people like that

04.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Not trying to flip it over so they wouldn’t um drown? πŸ˜‚

04.12.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Elissa Slotkin Fearlessly Defies Trump, Democrats Score Upset Win In Georgia and Expose More Epstein Secrets, While Costco Sues Over The Regime’s Lawless Tariffs Exposing the maga rot

In a world of Kristi Noems be an Elissa Slotkin

04.12.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even speak on how angry I am that we've spent years trying to get a biography of an important trans woman picked up by publishers but this ethics- and talent-free incurious child had the entire media and publishing world just throwing money and attention at her

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This is the sharpest criticism yet of Operation Kill Them All from a senior congressional Republican. Everything he says is not just correct, but also totally obvious.

04.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1040    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 6
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Revoke his clearance. Now.

04.12.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

I would like every journalist (there are too many) has done what she has getting this treatment. "So you knew things that could have saved thousands of lives--maybe hundreds of thousands--and you saved it for your shitty book. What the fuck is wrong with you? No, really, stop crying and answer."

04.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stephen A. Smith Marvels at Trump’s β€˜Absolutely, Positively Brilliant Politics’ Over Pardon: β€˜School Is in Session!’ Stephen A. Smith heaped praise on Donald Trump, declaring "school is in session" and Democrats should be taking notes on the president's latest pardon.

Stephen A. Smith is bad for your brain cells.

04.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Hegseth Asked Top Admiral to Resign After Months of Discord The relationship between the Pentagon chief and Adm. Alvin Holsey had been rocky since Trump’s inauguration.

Wow, Adm. Holsey didn't leave of his own accord, Hegseth pushed him out. What looked like the SOCOM head resigning rather than do war crimes now looks like SecDef canning him to facilitate war crimes.

Congress should have him testify, and would've already if war-crime-sympathetic GOP didn't run it.

04.12.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2866    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 42
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So good

04.12.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1937    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 17

Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist.

No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.

What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.

04.12.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

I hope people take two minutes to listen to this shocking display of bigotry. It brings clarity to what we are fighting against. We should all be sick to hear such un-American drivel from the President of the United States.

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I admire their moxie!

04.12.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I mean, you get blown up in your drug boat, you just grab the nearest bag of fentanyl in your teeth and keep swimming to America. It's human nature. We're born to actively continue our missions.

04.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been canceled and de-platformed for my political beliefs. Learn the full story in my feature-length essay in The Free Press, my interview on 60 Minutes, my chat/cooking demo on CBS Mornings, and my lecture series at the University of Austin.

04.12.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1223    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Absolutely agree. This story goes to 11!

04.12.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of Cheetah and Cheshire Rob the Justice League #5 by Greg Rucka, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok and Troy Peteri

Cover of Cheetah and Cheshire Rob the Justice League #5 by Greg Rucka, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok and Troy Peteri

Cheetah and Cheshire Rob the Justice League is one of, if not the best limited run DC's done this year and todays #5 is the best issue yet. @gregrucka.com and @nicolascottart.bsky.social have outdone themselves.
#comicsky

03.12.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

They’re all men of the highest integrity - blah, blah. 99 percent of them are careerists and bootlickers.

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i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.

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"To speak with BjΗ”cko, our new AI response assistant, press 3. This portion of the call will not be monitored, and 911 is not responsible for anything BjΗ”cko may say or imply about your racial background."

03.12.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Once, twice, three times a lady."

03.12.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Check out Molly O'Shea's gams! Disappointed she didn't decide to moderate in lingerie!

03.12.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"

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