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@michaeljohan.bsky.social

Practicing Stoic, Practicing Jedi. Studying to be DevCySec.

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Screenshot of a pokemon center review of a Trapinch plush saying “A good and round boy. His name Leonardo Di Pinchi.”

Screenshot of a pokemon center review of a Trapinch plush saying “A good and round boy. His name Leonardo Di Pinchi.”

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Sandshrew

Sandshrew

“It’s for me? 🥺”

08.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 1892    🔁 337    💬 11    📌 9
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U.K. orders Apple to let it spy on users’ encrypted accounts Secret order requires blanket access to protected cloud backups around the world, which if implemented would undermine Apple’s privacy pledge to its users.

Extraordinarly bad for everyone’s privacy and security. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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here he comes!

02.02.2025 20:23 — 👍 1231    🔁 229    💬 20    📌 12
Cat sleeping on a giant plush of the pokemon snorlax.

Cat sleeping on a giant plush of the pokemon snorlax.

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a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it ALT: a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

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Sometimes, the only thing we can do is just sit.

When power is out of our control, and we need help. Sometimes all we can do is just sit.

If our friends and family are in pain. A lot of times, all we can do is just sit with them.

And sometimes, that's all they need.

30.01.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May you be well.

May you be happy.

May you live with an open heart.

29.01.2025 19:47 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

www.404media.co/declassified...

29.01.2025 21:09 — 👍 16    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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An anxious Gustopher runs into the room. He was just watching one of his favorite online influencers and has received some dire news. August is working on replacing a battery on one of his old game cartridges.

Gustopher: DAD! WE need to get a VPN.

August: Do you know what VPN stands for?

Panel 2

Gustopher ponders this question carefully.

Gustopher: Uh... It's... Very... Perfect... Noodles? The ad didn't say.

August: Virtual Private Network.

Panel 3

Gustopher is 90% sure he has heard those words before. But possibly not in that order.

Gustopher: Oh. I knew that.

Panel 4

Gustopher: We need one.

August: Do you know what a VPN does?

Gustopher: I'd know if I had one.

Mewbert is also there and is wondering why no one is feeding her right now.

Panel 1 An anxious Gustopher runs into the room. He was just watching one of his favorite online influencers and has received some dire news. August is working on replacing a battery on one of his old game cartridges. Gustopher: DAD! WE need to get a VPN. August: Do you know what VPN stands for? Panel 2 Gustopher ponders this question carefully. Gustopher: Uh... It's... Very... Perfect... Noodles? The ad didn't say. August: Virtual Private Network. Panel 3 Gustopher is 90% sure he has heard those words before. But possibly not in that order. Gustopher: Oh. I knew that. Panel 4 Gustopher: We need one. August: Do you know what a VPN does? Gustopher: I'd know if I had one. Mewbert is also there and is wondering why no one is feeding her right now.

We Need It - Gator Days

29.01.2025 16:33 — 👍 6952    🔁 546    💬 59    📌 17
A small tuxedo kitten lying on its side looks at you with small round eyes

A small tuxedo kitten lying on its side looks at you with small round eyes

Timeline cleanse

29.01.2025 03:21 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

if i make a mistake in Typescript please don't correct me I have no respect for this language

28.01.2025 15:45 — 👍 27    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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CISOs’ top 12 cybersecurity priorities for 2025 Securing the enterprise requires wide-ranging initiatives — with an eye on the bottom line. Here’s what IT security leaders are prioritizing today.

CISOs’ top 12 cybersecurity priorities for 2025 https://buff.ly/4jyTm0D

28.01.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A few months of writing code can save you a few hours in design.

28.01.2025 14:35 — 👍 59    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1

It's fine. I left the password on a sticky note so if it turns off, i can get in easy.

28.01.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I found this series to be so much fun. Between the Peter Pan reference (SM-33 or Smee, the old pirate from Peter Pan), how it felt like Goonies, and the call backs to the Prequel Trilogy.

Very fun series.

28.01.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your past is a lesson.
If you haven't learnt the lesson, you'll continue the lesson.

28.01.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How Big Tech is dealing with the successes of Deep Seek.

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You right. My bad. That's on me.

28.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Security Engineer (EU) - Laravel Laravel is looking for the first Security Engineer to join our fully-remote engineering team. We're on a mission to improve the experience of developers everywhere in the world. To do so, we don't onl...

Are you into Security? 👀

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27.01.2025 21:31 — 👍 11    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1

Who documented my latest 6 months. I want royalties

27.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
3 examples of "cards" with Github stats and animals as pictures, look look like game cards.

3 examples of "cards" with Github stats and animals as pictures, look look like game cards.

This turns your #Github account into a some sort of #Pokemon Card.

devleague.io

#webdev

27.01.2025 13:57 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 3

As a yt man, I feel like Kendrick is DRASTICALLY underrated.

He made huge waves in his beef with Drake, but when you dive into his music, you FEEL his story.

Not only is he a poet, but the way you have to actually LISTEN to feel his lyrics is nothing short of genius.

27.01.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read "Black Skeets" and heard Lil Jon from the universe.

27.01.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the way ICE is pulling deportations right now.

6 things you can do to protect yourself RIGHT NOW:

1. Get a REAL ID and keep it on you at all times.

2. Make sure your passport & card is up to date RIGHT NOW.

3. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS and DON'T sign any paperwork they give you.

Please share this

26.01.2025 22:40 — 👍 39    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

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