Jake Williams

Did she mean that Trump is backhand slapping everyone he meets? Because that *might* explain the bandages, but handshakes very much do not.

Of course, normal handshakes don't involve the back of your hand in any way, shape, or form, so this is an obvious lie even by Trumpian standards.

What health issue does Trump have that the White House is so desperate to cover up?

Make no mistake about it: people will die because of this.

Since Trump wants his name on everything, let's put his name on these needless deaths too.

Boom.

Also, if someone is asking you the question that way, they already know the answer.

"You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They don’t need that many. And you don't need 37 gold baby carriages. 2 or 3 is nice. You must go without, even though affordability is a hoax. See? I've fixed the problem!"

They aren't even logging the Signal chats (contrary to legal requirements).

This is hardly a deterrent.

Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.

Very sensitive intelligence methods like murdering the shit out of shipwrecked mariners.

Psychosis.

Question for lawyers: if it’s legal for the President to be bribed, does that preclude the prosecution of those offering the bribe? Or those not the president from being conspirators?

You trained to be a member of an elite fighting force, taking on the world's hardest combat missions.

Today, you terrorized the unarmed crew of an oil tanker because a wannabe autocrat is manufacturing justification for an illegal conflict.

The Long Walk was so well done.

Stunning.

See also: "Water - it's wet!"

If AI provided even a tiny fraction of wildly exaggerated promised outcomes, they wouldn't need to keep shoving it down our throats.

Whole of the American economy is now piracy.

Fuck ICE and fuck anyone who supports this.

Holy crap, what's more shocking is that with over 350 papers written using research based on that dataset, either NONE of them uploaded it to GDrive, or Google missed it a LOT of times.

Many users' prompt histories themselves will be classified when viewed in the aggregate.

Whiskey Pete has not fully thought this through...

Calling it now: by this time next year, we'll learn that GenAI.mil aggregated a bunch of unclassified data points on NIPR and output classified material, creating a security incident.

Separately, if I were a threat actor, I'd be all into the prompt histories for any compromised user.

2026 World Cup to cost US host cities upwards of $250m after ‘worst deal in history’ The US federal government may be forced to cover the shortfall caused by a restrictive deal with Fifa

Art of the deal...
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Blacklisted foreign companies persist in app stores, defying U.S. sanctions U.S. tech giants Apple and Google are hosting apps from blacklisted foreign organizations, defying Treasury Department sanctions.

Sanctioned Russian banks and a sanctioned Chinese Communist Party-controlled company in Xinjiang are among those that have had apps on Apple or Google stores, a repeating problem with vetting, new research shows. Gift article from the marketing folks. wapo.st/48MDenM

Aye matey! We've seized the oil tanker on the high seas! Largest booty ever!

Only God Knows Why this seems to keep happening in one party in particular...

Nothing to see here...