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Jake Williams

@malwarejake.bsky.social

Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.

14,244 Followers  |  461 Following  |  7,304 Posts  |  Joined: 25.04.2023  |  2.3084

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Honestly it's probably their best bet for a nearly empty theater...

29.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not just ICE that can't be reformed. CBP is obviously rotten to the core too.

29.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
cantguardmyke

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Also, misophonia isn't even real.

It's just one of those things women make up like restless leg syndrome or disliking the word "moist". It exists solely as a linguistic tool for women who need a medicalized way to say "i cannot stand you" to their

boyfriends and husbands. I'm not wrong about this.

cantguardmyke 9h Follow Also, misophonia isn't even real. It's just one of those things women make up like restless leg syndrome or disliking the word "moist". It exists solely as a linguistic tool for women who need a medicalized way to say "i cannot stand you" to their boyfriends and husbands. I'm not wrong about this.

This man chews with his mouth open

29.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 3

I can’t think of anyone I would ever be friends with who would willingly watch this...

29.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad plan, but otherwise sounds like my kind of guy...

29.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not without reason that Signal remains the gold standard amongst infosec professionals around the world. It's what CULT OF THE DEAD COW uses for all of our own internal secure communications, as well.

We trust it.

29.01.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

There will be tribunals.

29.01.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What he said.

29.01.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an obvious human rights abuse (but totally on brand for China).

29.01.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I endorse this amendment.

29.01.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So true.

29.01.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want every member of Congress and the Senate:
1. To all be on the worst health plan of any federal employee.
2. To be prohibited from paying out of pocket for medical care.

Do that and this ridiculous situation gets fixed tomorrow. /FIN

28.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We need medical reform in the US. Literally everyone knows it. Nobody is looking at it and says "this is good. This is working."

The only reason we don't have reform now is because of all the private interests making money off of the system as it exists today. 4/

28.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here I am again both thankful that I'm privileged enough to be able to afford out of pocket medical care and separately absolutely livid that the insurance I pay for has put up barriers to getting even the diagnostic care my provider ordered.

Imaging said it would be weeks to get pre-auth done. 3/

28.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in ridiculous pain. Like "how far away is the shotgun" pain. The doc said she knew I couldn't tolerate PT right now and said she was only ordering PT for insurance reasons. That didn't compute in the moment, but does now. 2/

28.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In my ongoing medical saga, doc ordered an MRI and physical therapy at 3:45pm today. Called the imaging place and they said "Cigna won't approve the MRI until 6 weeks of PT."

I ask about paying out of pocket. They scheduled me for 7:45pm. Tell me there aren't two standards of care in the US. 1/

28.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, it was either skull measurers at CBS or the ominous threat of pronouns

28.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2021    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 10

I will say I understand why this is the policy, but also

27.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1675    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

After this administration, I suspect he'll lose more than his job.

27.01.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When even the wash trading isn't enough anymore...

27.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Until we learn the name of the DHS agent who murdered, nay, executed Alex Pretti, I propose that the only rational thing to do is to assume EVERY DHS employee is said executioner until they affirm otherwise.

Degrading morale at ICE is simply not enough. Do your part.

27.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No question.

27.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

s/murder/execution/

27.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not the least bit surprised to learn his murder was premeditated.

27.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Released? It would be on the lips of every right wing pundit for weeks.

27.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're talking about the city's finances right now, you've lost the plot.

27.01.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle Rittenhouse
@rittenhouse2a
Carry everywhere.
It is your right.
#Shal|NotBelnfringed
12:27 PM β€’ Jan 26, 2026 β€’ 1.9M Views

Kyle Rittenhouse @rittenhouse2a Carry everywhere. It is your right. #Shal|NotBelnfringed 12:27 PM β€’ Jan 26, 2026 β€’ 1.9M Views

Can’t believe I haven’t seen this floating around on here yet but they lost *Kyle Rittenhouse*. There’s cooked and then there’s this.

[Ed. Note: Rittenhouse is pure evil, this isn’t laudatory just an observation of where we are at]

27.01.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 780    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 21

The secret ingredient is slavery.

27.01.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

27.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12212    πŸ” 2923    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 31

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