the old man

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bleh, we all have those days. I certainly had my share.

[ he’s fishing in a kiddie pool? he’s fishing in a kiddie pool. what the heck. ]

‘S alright if you don’t wanna talk about it. sometimes these things are too raw to talk about in the moment, y’know?

you doin’ okay there, kiddo?

well that ain’t good

[ grabbing one of the couches in castle town and throwing it out a window ]

i can tell yer having relation ship issues CUS YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOUD !!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!

[ looking around ] why’s the little fellow tryin’ to get in asgore’s pantaloons?? ain’t that Rudy’s job????

[ doing some sick tech deck tricks on his desk ]

[ grabs a microphone and starts ‘singing’ louder ] YOU CAN’T WIN, I AM HIM, AND I COMPLETELY OWN YOU LIKE A PIIMP. NOW LET’S GO, KILL THE HOE, COME ON SUSIE LET’S KILL THIS FUCKERRRRRR I’m THE HEROOOOOOOOO AND YOU’RE THE BAD GUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuUuUUuuUuUUUY

HEYYYYYY NEED A HAAAAND I AM MOTHERFUCKING GERSON BOOOOM I’LL KILL YOUUU WITH MY POOOO I AM M O T H E R F U C K I N G GERSON BOOM

Mmm.

… and you’re sure you don’t wanna talk about it?

Are you sure

hey. don’t just LIKE it and scamper off… ya little critter.

what’s this all about possession and what not?? kiddo?? you good???

aight bet

[ heard ‘9/11’ and is going straight up catatonic ]

sorry kiddo, i don't get this joke

[ looks at them in the yes for a little bit ] What

beh. y’know, i actually used turtwig when the game came out. yeah, he’s probably the worst for play through but c’mon, this is wood hammer we’re talking about

ugh, i can never remember level up moves. coulda sworn zubat got wing attack…

hey, i suggested it second for a reason! you prolly’ve seen a few flying types by now is all i’m sayin. in fact, zubat might be your best bet, vein’ immune to poison and all… bah, ignore me, i’m backseatin’.

(( Silently hands you my Ramb secret boss (goramb) and leaves

y’got any birds? or maybe that balloon feller?

(( I phuclimg love eram

oh boy oh boy I hope I don’t get stuffed in some sort o’ bear suit or someth[ walking directly into Bonnie’s loving embrace ] in!

“I’ve got my whole world ahead of me” ONLY IF YA CAN PASS THE TRIAL OF THE HAMMER [ jumps up onto the block floating above and starts throwing hammers while jumping and random intervals ]

blaargh blaargh blaargh! i KNEW white boy needed some food. don't you worry yer square old head, i've got plenty o' these!

[ silently stuffing a crumpet into the cd tray and stuffing it shut ]

(( i think gerson can travel to any dark world he wants as a treat

[ the balthizard has been Spooked; that does not worry gerson, as he takes the opportunity to jump onto it like it’s some sort of mechanical bull. ]

BLAARG BLAARG BLAARG! WHOOAA, GIRL, WHOOAAA!! WHOAAAAAAAA GIRL WHOAAAAA WHOAAAA NESSIE WHOOOOOAH