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I crochet, read a lot, collect bones, love the creepy crawlies, all my chickens have names, and I try to keep the mundane as uplifting as possible. I think I'm funnier than my mom does. No DMs unless I know you personally. πŸ’™

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Part 1 of the comic I've been working on for the past week, Coyote Helps Place the Stars!

12.03.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Z is just 7 with a tail

28.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag or anything but I had every single part of dinner ready within a minute of each other, so I'm taking that boost of self confidence very badly. I've now dubbed myself the chef extraordinaire and I feel invincible.

21.02.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of rideshare do sheep use?

Ewe-ber.

17.02.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought my spouse laughed at my joke but it was just a cough. Hurt my own feelings.

16.02.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows holds a poster that says "Superbowl Party" with a football on it, pointing happily. Guillermo is to his left in the picture.

Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows holds a poster that says "Superbowl Party" with a football on it, pointing happily. Guillermo is to his left in the picture.

I hope everyone is enjoying their Superb Owl parties, I'm just here for the memes and the halftime show

10.02.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really amazing to see your child parrot the healthy emotional coping mechanisms and reassurance that you teach them. I was frustrated earlier and my 7 yo said "take a breath, you've got this! It's okay to take a break if you're having a hard time. I love you." Damn, thanks kid. πŸ’›

09.02.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you both greatly enjoy it!

08.02.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Casually reading about the French Revolution, and I tell ya, guillotines sure made a point.

08.02.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I realized I should have linked the trailer in the comment because it does sound like an odd one πŸ˜‚ when I watched this one I was literally crying from laughing so hard, it was wonderful.

08.02.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hundred of Beavers is a (mostly) silent film from 2024 of a man attempting to become the world's best trapper by trapping hundreds of beavers. Chaos ensues because the beavers are human sized.

08.02.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard a groundhog referred to as a Whistle Pig and honestly that's great. It's up there for me with armadillos being called Tactical Possums.

05.02.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm making bread for the first time ever, it's on its second rise, and I am so dang excited.

03.02.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know you beyond your posts, but I'm glad you're still here.

31.01.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My primary motivation right now to keep up my 638 day streak on Duolingo is to fuck, heavily, with la migra should I ever come across them.

No one is illegal on stolen land.

31.01.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are fantastic, Atilla the Crumb is a top contender now πŸ˜‚

30.01.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm making my first sourdough starter and the names I'm considering are, in no particular order:

Bready Mercury
Samrise Gamgee
Frodough
Levain Burton
Dough Exotic
Jarnathan
Breadgar Allan Dough
Jesus Crust

30.01.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen King, either one (so long as it moves well), werewolves, and standalone.

30.01.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you I'm honestly new to knowing much about politics because I didn't think it mattered much before *gestures wildly* but what I know about them so far, I think they're both fantastic people who can hold their own and speak the truth. I'd be more than proud to be one of their constituents.

30.01.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that AOC does fiber arts and uses it to relax is exactly what I'm looking for in someone politically. I'd honestly love to see her and Buttigieg run for President someday.

30.01.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched a goat keep licking an electric fence that was turned off, then screaming at the human outside as though this goat knew, deep in the recesses of their caprine brain, that the human controlled the flow of electricity it so deeply craved.

29.01.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to do the magic trick where you pretend to stick something up your nose and pull it out your mouth. Accidentally stuck the sharpie up my nose, sneezed, and tweaked my back. Where's Penn and Teller, I'm finally ready to make a name for myself.

29.01.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's supposed to snow next weekend and it's been sunny for the last week, so that's at least been something nice.

27.01.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been listening to the Inside album from Bo Burnham pretty much non-stop since November, so that should tell you roughly where my mental health is at right about now

24.01.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some buds act like it is so hard to love but it is so easy. you just do nothing. in the absence of all things, we just love. it is what we are built to do. just strip off everything else, all the baggage, and love is underneath

21.01.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1570    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 15

If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe by Jason Pargin. I only have about another 50 pages, it's been a very enjoyable read.

20.01.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking up crochet patterns while I have 17 unfinished projects sounds like a great way to spend a Wednesday night

16.01.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'll feel better after I take a shower and do dishes but I found sheep shearing videos and is it really procrastinating or is it educational, because I'm learning a lot

14.01.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Black and white cat with greenish-yellow eyes lays on her back on an orange blanket on her owner's lap, while her owner pets her belly. The cat looks very relaxed.

A Black and white cat with greenish-yellow eyes lays on her back on an orange blanket on her owner's lap, while her owner pets her belly. The cat looks very relaxed.

Polydactyl kitty belly rubs make for a good night.

11.01.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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