the most impactful thing Elon Musk has ever done or will ever do regarding science and innovation in this country is illegally cut billions of dollars of research funds for literally no reason
08.02.2026 03:01 β π 4572 π 1010 π¬ 38 π 22@tphynes.bsky.social
Former roadie for the global elite.
the most impactful thing Elon Musk has ever done or will ever do regarding science and innovation in this country is illegally cut billions of dollars of research funds for literally no reason
08.02.2026 03:01 β π 4572 π 1010 π¬ 38 π 22Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood
09.02.2026 02:35 β π 757 π 62 π¬ 4 π 1What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
08.02.2026 23:49 β π 4054 π 1014 π¬ 21 π 10(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
Self-Portrait, by John Kane, 1929, πΈ via @rodger.bsky.social
08.02.2026 16:09 β π 894 π 90 π¬ 11 π 1Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
08.02.2026 14:58 β π 4605 π 578 π¬ 33 π 22one reason it would be pro-capitalism and pro-innovation and yadda yadda to institute a wealth tax so no one could be worth more than like $10b maximum is its very obvious that once these guys reach truly mind-melting levels of wealth they get lazy, decadent, druggy, and just generally washed-up.
08.02.2026 03:00 β π 532 π 100 π¬ 16 π 0Entire world: welcome to the βdecathlon,β ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
07.02.2026 13:21 β π 2511 π 229 π¬ 19 π 37again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
05.02.2026 00:26 β π 15262 π 2924 π¬ 129 π 0i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
05.02.2026 03:43 β π 9807 π 1525 π¬ 141 π 62"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
02.02.2026 21:50 β π 3371 π 675 π¬ 43 π 63βLet us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.β
02.02.2026 11:04 β π 1906 π 543 π¬ 15 π 74I am haunted by individual typos from informal emails sent a decade ago, and meanwhile it turns out every rich person on the planet hasn't met a capital letter and doesn't know how to put a period at the end of their "it wss fun doing crims 2gether" emails.
02.02.2026 16:18 β π 191 π 32 π¬ 6 π 2As Black History Month begins, we honor the generations of Black New Yorkers who built this city into the βgorgeous mosaicβ we call home.
Today, we reflect on the words of Mayor David Dinkins: our cityβs first Black mayor (and a democratic socialist!).
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
31.01.2026 14:02 β π 4473 π 690 π¬ 95 π 175An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the cityβs stance on cooperation with ICE.
29.01.2026 00:46 β π 4179 π 1390 π¬ 106 π 445Elon Musk owns a website that generates child porn and was an eager associate of Jeffrey Epstein long after it was known Epstein trafficked children for sex.
How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
30.01.2026 20:14 β π 5745 π 1154 π¬ 476 π 825One thing that makes you feel like youβre losing your grip on reality is constantly having to hear about the genius and brilliance of various Silicon Valley types while also reading headlines about how their businesses are losing sums of money so large that itβs almost impossible to comprehend
29.01.2026 13:08 β π 602 π 122 π¬ 15 π 1olive oil is a legitimate interest
28.01.2026 01:55 β π 6594 π 320 π¬ 338 π 154For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you donβt call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and youβve won the game.
RUN THE BALL
27.01.2026 00:04 β π 428 π 46 π¬ 42 π 147ICE murdered RenΓ©e Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big olβ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess Iβll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
25.01.2026 21:12 β π 8883 π 1208 π¬ 116 π 49Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them
24.01.2026 17:01 β π 817 π 164 π¬ 7 π 4Time for a national general strike.
24.01.2026 18:13 β π 346 π 71 π¬ 12 π 7The ruling class looked at the cost benefit analysis and decided the most lucrative solution to those of us unhappy with the system is armed thugs, facial recognition, and prisons
24.01.2026 18:24 β π 430 π 83 π¬ 7 π 2As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.β¨β¨ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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