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Smelly Sam the French

@smellysam.bsky.social

ROV pilot and sci-fi fanboy.

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Gratitude for what? Insane.

23.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and a free unicorn.

21.11.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aka β€œa fucking idiotic concept”.

20.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The grift gene is strong in this one.

20.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a straight to jail offence in France…

20.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seditious behaviour? Like Jan 6?

20.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not a peace plan, that's a defeat plan.

19.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's garbage.

19.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same shit different day: give Putin all he wants.

19.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that BUk that went awol?

14.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that orc.

12.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dieses Video hat gestern Abend spΓ€t Wellen geschlagen.

Die 2. Armee der Welt rΓΌckt unter dem Schutz des Nebels im SΓΌden von Pokrovsk vor.

Nein, es sind nicht die Taliban, oder ISIS, oder Rebellen in Afrika - es ist die selbst ernannte 2. Armee der Welt.

11.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

That’s twice as big as the Charles De Gaulle with twice the aircraft…

A bit surprising.

10.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First he destroys the East wing and now the kitchen is going to get ravaged.

07.11.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no!

07.11.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a message from my daughter. I imagine having give my personal details to a government via a private company to control what I read and write is perfectly legitimate in this situation.

If you are a North Korean apparatchik.

07.11.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Antonio Motti was choked for his lack of faith in his leader.

07.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no.

06.11.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Telephoto?

05.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bro Is NOT The Captain - Robot Chicken Short Edit
YouTube video by Alien Simulation Bro Is NOT The Captain - Robot Chicken Short Edit

So, you want to seize a ship? youtube.com/shorts/sUWm7...

02.11.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vodka leak?

02.11.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the β€œevil dumb shit I heard today” column.

31.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As dumb as him?

31.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He threw the lawnmower in the pond, of course the lawn is going to be overgrown.

The US is being run by a village idiot.

31.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before sending them to compost a field in Dombas.

29.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rotting in ditches mostly.

29.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turning him over to Russia would be a worse punishment.

29.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It did totally destroy that toilet in that field.

29.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That and the sworn testimony…

29.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like his good relationship with Epstein would make the evidence go away?

29.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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