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utter woke nonsense; cascadian. follows ≠ endorsements

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my grandparents also say they walked uphill both ways to school - at queen anne high, lol.

09.08.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i bike uphills both ways to work

09.08.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

not yet but im supposed to get it monday

09.08.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you can take the jean out of cascadia but never the cascadian out of the jean

09.08.2025 16:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the screaming was at myself mostly tbh

09.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

same person.

09.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hoping the south bay beats my expectations of it. unfortunately, they are not high.

09.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

buzzwords

09.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We may have our differences, but at the end of the day when we take off our pillow cases we all have upsettingly yellow pillows

09.08.2025 03:24 — 👍 2817    🔁 206    💬 114    📌 37

punished by being forced to enjoy the wonderful world we live in

09.08.2025 06:03 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

olympias uh. fine, i guess. i would never spend more time there than i need to if possible lol.

09.08.2025 03:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it is a fairly irrelevant city

09.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yakima is roughly where moses lake is, and duped spokane valley is roughly where pullman is, ig.

09.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

olympia is washington states capitol lol

09.08.2025 03:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

most the cities are in pretty incorrect locations (olympia and yakima are the worst offenders tbh), but the actual geographic shape is like 98% there

09.08.2025 03:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im also kinda intentionally seeking it out so im saying shit here while simultaneously shooting myself in the foot

09.08.2025 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no, no it is not.

09.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i see one more "homestuck is lost media" skeet i stfg.

09.08.2025 02:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
the pssls ui but, like, glassmorphismed. everything is a glass surface, raised at various elevations, the whole thing is sort of isometric, and it's floating on the ios 26 blue background

the pssls ui but, like, glassmorphismed. everything is a glass surface, raised at various elevations, the whole thing is sort of isometric, and it's floating on the ios 26 blue background

the biggest problem facing atproto is that there's too much devslop and not enough designslop. together we can fix this

09.08.2025 00:08 — 👍 184    🔁 18    💬 9    📌 1

i did not step down from vast error because andrew hussie forced me to or didn't like me. we literally did an interview together.

i stepped down from vast error because i worked on it for nearly 14 years and because i'm tired of getting embroiled in stupid shit like this.

08.08.2025 22:39 — 👍 87    🔁 38    💬 2    📌 1
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is this just a roundabout way for them to re-bank russian oligarchs but make it seem all populisty by claiming its for people who shop at Fucking Bass Pro Shops.

08.08.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah im a failstack developer

08.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Unofficial Homestuck Collection

the official homestuck homestuck.github.io page has a fork of the UHC and asset pack still publicly available. gio only took down his assets from his website, but his github still has the latest release (which is newer than the homestuck fork).

08.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i dont expect most my bloomfs to know about this shit bc none of yall followed me over from X. but dear jesus holy christ, it was bad. arguably worse than this.

08.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you weren't in the trenches of the homestuck 2 writer's drama of 2020, i see.

08.08.2025 21:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i think the most "lmao" part of the blogpost is at the beginning, where he claims he's not a shit stirrer/rabble-rousser, in spite of that largely being what he's known for in the fandom, and what he proceeds to do for the next ten thousand words.

08.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the majority of the problem here is everyone on either side here fucking hates eachother, and have for a very long time. lol.

08.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

im gonna be wary of what i publicly comment on, but i have reasonable suspicion of a lot of claims being made here and to their 100% accuracy.

08.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gio's website:
homestuck.giovanh.com/unofficial-h...

homestuck's website:
homestuck.github.io

08.08.2025 20:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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