@parlandor.bsky.social
Retired journalist. 🇫🇮. Should, but can’t, stop my journalistic mind. I play the blues, but it plays me more. Fuck anxiety and depression.
The Universe doesn't care.
23.12.2024 16:32 — 👍 9869 🔁 1020 💬 325 📌 121What do plumbers and tantric sex have in common?
You stay in all day and nobody comes. 🤣🤣🤣
Pa dum tsss!
Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣
17.12.2024 00:34 — 👍 19853 🔁 1356 💬 806 📌 146Do you mean the score or beers consumed?
16.12.2024 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dust maybe so we cant see the light? Fantastic pic.
15.12.2024 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have three adult sons. One is a carpenter, one is a soldier, and one is a teacher. All three of them went through an apprenticeship of sorts.
Only one wasn’t paid for his time. Not only was he not paid, but he paid in for the work he performed.
Guess which one?
Yes. And then a second one saying ”Do you really think ANYONE needs this information?”.
12.12.2024 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think its just Indiana Drones looking for some Holy Grail again…
12.12.2024 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What a great video! Usually people fall in love wit Sirius’s flickering - but not so much after I tell them the cosy flickering is only shit in our athmosphere.
11.12.2024 23:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sirius - the brightest Star in the night sky. Its name derives from the Greek word meaning 'glowing'. It's also known as The Dog Star #astronomy #astrophotography
11.12.2024 12:15 — 👍 872 🔁 80 💬 37 📌 7Congratulations! Now its time for some post Phd depression ☝️🥸
11.12.2024 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0☝️🥸
11.12.2024 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A beautiful reckless driver. Coming straight at us at 115 km/s.
11.12.2024 23:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Butterfly Nebula (aka NGC 6302, Bug Nebula, or Caldwell 69)
11.12.2024 04:43 — 👍 5559 🔁 422 💬 67 📌 23Anyone working on the moviescript ”Came those drones”?
11.12.2024 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dont know, actually. Im trying to get some sleep, but the phone is much more innteresting. Its 01.30 am hrte i Finland.
11.12.2024 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump does not seem to be the war guy - yet. But he - all the more - increases mental meltdown, which is an illness. So… yes, you’re right.
11.12.2024 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who else should be ringing The Clock of Doomsday? The drones are already there, the tariffs are gonna make you need four jobs, and Putin&Assad are together when Trump might want to leave the Nato.
Relax. This guy knows The Dooms Day.
Thousands of overlapping objects at various distances are spread across this field, including galaxies in a massive galaxy cluster, and distorted background galaxies behind the galaxy cluster. The background of space is black.
Clean image of galaxy cluster MACS J1423, where the Firefly Sparkle galaxy is located.
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You: Why can’t I get any sleep?
Your coffee machine: Oh well. It’s gonna be one if those mornings again when everthing is my fault…
Phone: Not interested. Ut’s me she loves…
Drones over the US - for a couple of weeks already. And nothing downed to check what is going on? Anybidy awake at the air defence?
11.12.2024 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
