Deavon Snoke

I know democracy is dead because if there had been a vote an overwhelming majority would have just left Katy Perry in space.

Me: “my hair is frizzy”
Him: “well I was really attracted to Ms. Frizzle growing up.”
Me: “Oh cool go be with her then.”
Him: “I’d take a ride on your magic school bus”
Me: “CAR-LOS!”
Him: “who the fuck is Carlos? I’ll kill him”
This might work out guys.

The sound woodpeckers make while pecking wood sounds so fake. It’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they are government drones anymore.

The Chappel interview on call her daddy is actually so awful and iconic.

Imagine thinking sex work is selling your body but serving in the military isn’t.

My anxiety has now reached the not putting my laundry away because the weight of it at the end of my bed is comforting stage.

3 years ago I met friends for drinks after attending one of our best friends memorial services. We sat & laughed & cried & felt our feelings. I got a call and stepped away. My mom had just passed. I sat back down at the table and I think that was the first time I felt actual sorrow.

I work at a video game store so the amount of times a day I say “this gay bar sucks” to my straight male coworkers is absolutely hilarious to only me.

Take your time!

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

INVENTOR OF THE HOT POCKET: in 1978 on a family trip to naples, italy, i accidentally placed a hot charcoal brick in my mouth

My coworker pissed me off so I went outside and ashed my cigarette all over his new Prius. Small rebellion is all I have right now.

Elon Husk

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Castlevania has always been spitting.

They haven’t seen this one since summer when the screen was open all the time!

You guys be quiet, their show is on.

When Shauna says, “What is this? Adorable? Are you trying to be adorable with me right now?” In episode 2 of Yellowjackets I felt that in my soul.

Raccoon prints!

Makes sure y'all start your own #blockedsky list and share it so we can cut em off before they harrass you.

It's not about the 'echo chamber',, it's about protecting your space, even your cyber space.

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If we’re drinking and I start talking about how OJ Simpson is the reason Gargoyles the animated series was cancelled, just take me home.

Time to stock up on bricks.

This is Russell. He’s a Sagittarius.

It’s the first big snow of the season in my city and I live across town from my job. I don’t drive and managed to get there on time. My boss who drives a variable monster truck and lives a couple miles away called and told me to close up because it’s not safe. I’m fine this is fine.

I don’t hate Valentine’s Day because I’m not delusional enough to think it’s the only day that nobody loves me.

Oi!

For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.