In a world where Onion headlines are so believable I thought you were being serious for a split second. Proof that nothing surprises me with the Orange Menace.
11.02.2026 07:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bobinbritain.bsky.social
Left at Heathrow 30 years ago. Grew up in Northern Virginia. Live in the English countryside.
In a world where Onion headlines are so believable I thought you were being serious for a split second. Proof that nothing surprises me with the Orange Menace.
11.02.2026 07:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How many Amazon employees will need to be laid off to cover the cost of this cinematic disaster.
01.02.2026 14:12 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Wonβt stop the Orange Menace from claiming ticket sales were the best they had ever seen
26.01.2026 20:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like @conororr.bsky.social would have played Risk supported by a can of pepper spray and a baseball bat somewhat diminishing your accusation of Nerdom
25.01.2026 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does the civil war happen before or after. βCause itβs coming.
24.01.2026 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah Zarah. The real paid agitator. Take any situation and youβll always be the opposite side of everything. I used to like you. Support you. But all you do is moan about everything. You canβt even create an opposition party without arguing the toss. You bore me now.
24.01.2026 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Inspired by Lafleur
11.01.2026 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs so grotesque.
10.01.2026 17:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lewisgoodall.com was very direct in his opinion and Iβm all for it. The US is unreliable for anything except Trumpβs interests and will stay that way until he goes.
10.01.2026 12:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy for Caine to go to prison too.
03.01.2026 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gross
12.12.2025 08:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03 months Keith. You can do it.
11.12.2025 10:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Correction: double sausage McMuffin
08.12.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So many letters to go
07.12.2025 13:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn you Barnwell. Stop with your cosmic ordering. π
05.12.2025 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Funny now that Republican states are getting targeted, suddenly Republicans have an opinion.
21.11.2025 05:51 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0She should have become president then she could steal in plain sight and not get arrested.
13.11.2025 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To put it mildly
06.11.2025 22:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe their first failure is actually wanting to be a part of something so vile. But I guess the big salary is meant to make you leave your morals at the door.
03.11.2025 08:23 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Apart from being a dick heβs also telling lies.
02.11.2025 21:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt wait until they donβt pay the demolition company. Or the builders. Just like Donnie has done at all of his properties.
21.10.2025 12:54 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Saw a few of their guys wearing cowboy hats. Not that I care. Certainly hope the FIA doesnβt either
19.10.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Translation: βIβm still paying 5 other managers Iβve already fired and I canβt pay another oneβ
09.10.2025 12:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely
02.10.2025 18:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can confirm that it is not, as they said in the movie, a shit hole.
02.10.2025 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hope youβre right. But from I can see it feels very much the same.
18.09.2025 12:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was something else
14.09.2025 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One Steelers win and heβs breaking out the Dad jokes without a care in the world
07.09.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grifter gonna grift
04.09.2025 15:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The guy in the photo just flew in from his house in Spain no doubt
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