Justin B

So proud ❤️

Yip

1 Wordle
2 Connections
3 Letter Boxed (I know)
4 Sudoku (hard, aim for <20 min)

Then mini if I'm still awake. I like the big crossword but by Sunday's puzzle it's so full of US-specific acronyms I can't get close to completing it. Mon-Thu maybe.

Strands is a nice try but doesn't quite hit the mark

STOP OPENING EXCEL DOCUMENTS IN TEAMS MICROSOFT..NOBODY WANTS THAT STOP IT!!

I bought a KitKat chunky yesterday and was annoyed to find I didn't have the same amount of money afterwards.

Definitely take that. Defence excellent v a lot of crosses, too many misplaced passes creating Joel-bound pressure before the hour mark when we settled. Chem, Craig, Bindon, Savage tidy today. We need more dynamism wide left and up top to cause problems but we've become much harder to break down.

A bas relief statue of Archbishop Derek Warlock in Hope Street, Liverpool. It looks like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

That time the Archbishop of Liverpool got on the wrong side of Jabba the Hutt.

I feel for the boys. Without Dorsett, Ehibatioman, Yiadom, Elliott and Mbengue the squad's just too thin to compete. No point complaining about them or the manager when the average age of the back four is 19. They've performed miracles to be anywhere near the right half of the division so far.

Retain faith in our democracy

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

pilot: can anyone here fly a plane?

[no one answers]

bartender: i’ll call you an uber

Matthew 28, John 20.
Luke 24, Mark 10.
That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.

Obviously Fudges are in the Heroes box. This is why I'll never get a job at the Guardian.

It's all Milky Ways and Fudges over in the Celebrations box too, which incidentally has now got so shallow it resembles a frisbee.

Wonderful show by the incredibly talented @bccamplight.bsky.social tonight at Reading South Street.

This time next year you won't be able to get a ticket for this guy.

Nice! Macadamia getting big billing considering they're the Mercury to the peanuts' Jupiter

The last thing Fantastic Mr Fox sees

J Arthur Rank has the same mystery factor + rhyming slang

Juno says hi. #cats

Haha agreed it was particularly American today, you just made me go back and cheque.

Hiya!

Ok so they're trying to tell us the money's run out.

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

I'm suddenly being followed by shit loads of what I can only describe as pretend bitcoin people. I knew this was too good to last.

My Life As a Homeless Man in America An extraordinary firsthand account.

This piece is incredible. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

Really enjoyed it, thanks for a fun and fascinating evening!

Definitely happy with a point. We've struggled at big direct physical sides this season and in recent years. This is progress.

Wait how is it 17° outside

Danny Drinkwater