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Nate Green

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Painter of wildlife and landscapes. Based in Texas. I used to be funny on the internet.

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Anyway, it's normal to feel frustrated, but you should still try to create something today (even if it's a living nightmare LOL)
#hashtaghashtag #pen #weirdos #weirdoart

19.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pen drawing of a guy with a dad bod and a beard. He's not wearing a shirt and he's looking off to the left. I just kind of made up one hand , so it looks insane.

A pen drawing of a guy with a dad bod and a beard. He's not wearing a shirt and he's looking off to the left. I just kind of made up one hand , so it looks insane.

A silhouette on a background of white and red stripes. The silhouette is filled with some patterns and a big eyeball. There's some writing in it that says "what kind is it?" "11:05". This is some dialogue from a Twin Peaks episode I was watching where a character who is hard of hearing thought someone asked him what time it was.

A silhouette on a background of white and red stripes. The silhouette is filled with some patterns and a big eyeball. There's some writing in it that says "what kind is it?" "11:05". This is some dialogue from a Twin Peaks episode I was watching where a character who is hard of hearing thought someone asked him what time it was.

I had a frustrating day painting day yesterday (trying to learn watercolor online is THE PITS), but then I drew these two weirdos (one of whom is, I think, Dan Harmon) and felt like "Oh I actually can make interesting things".

19.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've started messing with some similar techniques in my drawings. Watching Twin Peaks has really messed with my head lately, as well. I really dig this one and I hope you will too.

#drawing #body #davidlynch #cannon

13.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite things she did was to add extra bits of anatomy-extra heads growing out of shoulders and multiple bodies literally intertwining and then untangling again. It's a little bit body horror but it's very interesting.

13.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A girl who is all scrunched up. She's got extra feet and knees and elbows.

A girl who is all scrunched up. She's got extra feet and knees and elbows.

Jenny Saville had an exhibit at the Modern Fort Worth in December and January. She's a master. She knows anatomy, but she also knows when to do something interesting and abstract with the paint.

13.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A graphite drawing of a young girl with a purple flower in her hair.

A graphite drawing of a young girl with a purple flower in her hair.

A portrait from a picture of my cousin's daughter. If you want me to draw a picture of you, hit me up!

#drawing #portrait

12.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild when these people proof text out that God repeatedly calls for nations to be just.

04.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen-the surveillance state at work.

29.01.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I HAVE NO GOOD CAR IDEAS

24.01.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still from the I Think you Should Leave sketch where the guy is saying "A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving."

A still from the I Think you Should Leave sketch where the guy is saying "A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving."

I was driving in the rain last night and my windshield wiper flew off! I had to lean over to the passenger side to be able to see to drive to the auto parts store and all I could think of was this guy:οΏΌ

24.01.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@jimmypardo.com you made it to the New York Times!

24.01.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

6) Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me-Just finished watching the OG Twin Peaks. This fills out the world established on the show without answering a lot of the lingering questions. (I really liked it). It's wild that this got made given that it's almost completely inaccessible if you haven't seen the show

23.01.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5) One Battle After Another. If Sinners hadn't happened, this is probably the best movie of 2025. It's got action, comedy, family trauma, and cuts to the quick about the current militarization of our country. Almost perfect.

23.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm early in my art journey and just clarifying who I am and what I make. I love this advice! (Also, I love 1983 and Villager and I want to trick you into friendship)

23.01.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil drawing of a guy looking out from the page. There's some cool designs behind him. His hand is gripping his shoulder and it looks pretty cool.

A pencil drawing of a guy looking out from the page. There's some cool designs behind him. His hand is gripping his shoulder and it looks pretty cool.

A pencil drawing of a guy looking at his computer. You can't see the computer but TRUST ME ITS THERE. YOU THINK I'D MAKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

A pencil drawing of a guy looking at his computer. You can't see the computer but TRUST ME ITS THERE. YOU THINK I'D MAKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

Some portraits I've done over the past few days. I learned a fun new trick for salt and pepper hair.

The second pic is one I drew in public. Before I left, I offered it to the man in the portrait and he seemed pretty excited about it. It felt nice!

#portrait #publicdrawing #beard

22.01.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no hope that anyone is going to The Hague.

19.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.

"Granger was charged on Wednesday with criminal mischief resulting in damage of less than $250"

Sounds like about $250 less damage

18.01.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You had me until Trump climbed a ladder. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17.01.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a dad and this is awful. I'm so sorry. You deserve better.

15.01.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A graphite drawing of a lady who looks like she's living in a lake for 1000 years and you've disturbed her sleep and now she's about to fuck shit up, "The Ring" style.  Her hair is texturized real cool.

A graphite drawing of a lady who looks like she's living in a lake for 1000 years and you've disturbed her sleep and now she's about to fuck shit up, "The Ring" style. Her hair is texturized real cool.

I drew this lady who looks like she's living in a lake for 1000 years and you've disturbed her sleep and now she's about to fuck shit up, "The Ring" style. #mygod #whathaveidone

14.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil drawing of my therapist during a zoom session. I'm in the bottom right hand corner. He's wearing a shirt that says "Indiana" and a look that says "I'm about to drink all the Budweiser in Atlanta"

A pencil drawing of my therapist during a zoom session. I'm in the bottom right hand corner. He's wearing a shirt that says "Indiana" and a look that says "I'm about to drink all the Budweiser in Atlanta"

I had a zoom session with my therapist yesterday. Based on his shirt, my guess is that he'll still be hungover tomorrow.

#indiana #collegefootballplayoff #pelvicfloorphysicaltherapy

10.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4) Bugonia. Yorgos Lanthimos! Emma Stone! Jesse Plemons! Conspiracy theorists who kidnap a CEO! If you're excited to hear all that, then you'll love it! It was awesome and weird. Big Yorgos energy.

08.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. I'm so sarcastic that saying real stuff is like pulling teeth. Also, talking about things I do gives me allergies. I have deep Catholic guilt about getting airs even though I'm Methodist. Anyway, hope you hate it!

Which one is your favorite?

#sketching #figuredrawing #airs #theairupthere 3/3

08.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We get to take all of our experiences and see them reflected back to us.

This year, I'm going to continue to focus on portraits and start adding a focus on the human form.

God this caption is so sincere.

2/3

08.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A graphite drying of an older man's head. He has a big nose and lots of jowls. The picture is a solid 5.5 out of 10.

A graphite drying of an older man's head. He has a big nose and lots of jowls. The picture is a solid 5.5 out of 10.

This is a graphite drawing of an old man with crazy hair and a crazy beard eating what looks to be soup. I can't over emphasize how crazy his hair is in real life. It's sticking up all over the place. This drawing is a a olid 6.2 out of 10.

This is a graphite drawing of an old man with crazy hair and a crazy beard eating what looks to be soup. I can't over emphasize how crazy his hair is in real life. It's sticking up all over the place. This drawing is a a olid 6.2 out of 10.

This is a graphite, drawing of a nude woman standing up against a ball. She has a bunch of tattoos and puffy hair. This drawing is a solid seven out of 10.

This is a graphite, drawing of a nude woman standing up against a ball. She has a bunch of tattoos and puffy hair. This drawing is a solid seven out of 10.

This is a graphite drawing. It was made by smearing powdered charcoal on a piece of paper and then drying into it and then erasing some highlights. The subject is yelling or laughing or something like that. This drawing a is solid 6.3 out of 10.

This is a graphite drawing. It was made by smearing powdered charcoal on a piece of paper and then drying into it and then erasing some highlights. The subject is yelling or laughing or something like that. This drawing a is solid 6.3 out of 10.

The thing that has drawn me to portraits and figures is story. Every scar tells a story. Every wrinkle points to a life. A laugh or a flash of rage show up so immediately on the face. Art with people tells a story-even if you don't know what the story is. 1/3

08.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3) Duck Soup (1933) I've never seen the Marx Brothers! I love the silly names (Rufus T Firefly is a Mike Schur-ass name) and the slapstick. Some of the timing felt weird but they were figuring out movie comedy! I can't imagine what a sea change this must have felt like originally. 3/🧡

08.01.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2) 12 Angry Men (1950 whatever)-god this ruled. I've never seen it before and it did not disappoint. A bunch of characters who feel recognizable from our current politics and one man who gives a crap that the right thing is actually done. Featuring the voice of piglet and a man born in 1884! 2/🧡

07.01.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every film I watch in 2026 (a thread):

1. The Shawshank Redemption-I'm watching some of IMDB's highest rated movies with my daughter and she hasn't seen it before. It's a crazy fantasy since a powerful person does something wrong and then receives justice??? WHAT??? 1/🧡

07.01.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so evocative.

06.01.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Quagsire...do January 6th?

06.01.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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