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Hazen M.

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Actor, singer, and pun slinger who also does a mean Daffy Duck impression. Proud Minnesotan liberal and believer in β€œcomforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable!” 🚫MAGA, 🚫porn, 🚫crypto, 🚫monetary solicitations or related DMs allowed!

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Pope Leo takes aim at MAGA’s false gospel The American Pope is confirming MAGA's worst fears

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12.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Is…He Limping’: Trump Walks Past Reporters Without a Word, but Fans Zoom In on His Every Step and Say They Noticed Something He Didn’t Want Seen "Fans are buzzing as Trump walks past reporters in silence. What did they notice that he didn't want seen? πŸ€” #Trump #HealthMystery"

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11.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wouldn’t it be AWEsome for BB to invite her to the Super Bowl Stage???βŒπŸ‘‘πŸ’™πŸ”₯πŸ§·πŸ“Ž

10.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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⚑️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado.

The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."

10.10.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6205    πŸ” 1656    πŸ’¬ 315    πŸ“Œ 250

Bad Bunny should bring MarΓ­a Corina Machado up on stage as his guest at the Super Bowl halftime show.
πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#IsHeDeadYet

10.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

So happy MAGA is crying that Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize. First Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl halftime performer and now this. Poor MAGA. Maybe they should self-Deport! πŸ˜€

10.10.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

Awww, What a rough two weeks for MAGA. Last week Bad Bunny was picked to perform halftime show at the Super Bowl. And today Trump lost the Nobel Prize to a Latina woman. Looks like they are getting replaced!

10.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Today’s lesson: Trying to broker a peace between countries while destroying your own does NOT get you the Nobel prize!

10.10.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Judge Sides With Journalists, Protesters in Chicago Over Violent Tactics of Trump's Federal Agents | Common Dreams Federal judge restricts use of force by federal agents on protesters and journalists in Chicago. Ruling bars riot control weapons unless immediate threat.

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09.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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09.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#KidRock says #BadBunny should be banned from the #SuperBowl because he wore a dress.

#MAGA couldn't exist without #hypocrisy.

09.10.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump inspires new version of Cards Against Humanity The limited-time product includes 600 cards and is "100 percent exempt" from tariffs thanks to a loophole in U.S. trade law.

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09.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Separated at birth? 😏

06.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Country Star Zach Bryan Divides Fans With Anti-ICE Ballad Bryan, who has largely stayed out of politics, posted a snippet of a new song that commented on ICE raids.

First the libs took the NFL. Then Bud Light. Now they’re coming for country music.

time.com/7323600/zach...

06.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 557    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 12

It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.

06.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3041    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 8

Release the Epstein-Trump-Musk-Thiel-Bannon files

27.09.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaking Spanish isn’t β€œun-American.”

It’s as American as the Super Bowl itself.

If you’re mad about hearing it, maybe ask yourself why.

05.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3378    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 59

Kristi Noem says ICE will β€œbe all over” the Super Bowl because Bad Bunny is performing.
Millions just want music, joy, escape - and even that becomes a checkpoint.
Authoritarians never understand culture: you can’t police what people sing.

05.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Known racists like dog murderer Kristi Noem and propagandist loon Megyn Kelly are really upset about Bad Bunny being named as NFL’s Super Bowl Halftime performer.

Good, let them continue to howl at the moon in fake outrage, it’ll make him even more popular.

05.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2
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www.mediaite.com Bad Bunny Mocks MAGA-Fox News Outrage Over Super Bowl In SNL Monologue

Bad Bunny Mocks MAGA-Fox News Outrage Over Super Bowl In SNL Monologue

05.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Bad Bunny hosting the #SNL season opener after getting MAGA all worked up over the Super Bowl Halftime Show 🀌🏽🀌🏽🀌🏽

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Bad Bunny tapped for Super Bowl halftime, spotlighting Latin pride and his clashes with Trump Bad Bunny has been chosen to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, marking a significant moment for Latin identity on a major stage.

The selection of Bad Bunny to headline the Super Bowl halftime show is about more than music. The move signals a cultural spotlight for Latin identity at America’s most-watched television event. https://to.pbs.org/3VH5Kkx

04.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

What I’m getting is Kristi Noem is looking for an excuse for her and Cory to go to the Super Bowl.

04.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1182    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 13

The Democratic establishment waffles about Trump’s police state while the NFL is happy to book the most anti-ICE superstar

05.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Here’s what I find funny about the MAGA freak-out over the NFL booking Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl: they think it’s a culture-war battle, when it’s just business. The Super Bowl isn’t for America alone anymore: it’s a global brand they’re trying to sell.

04.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1634    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 17

Mike Johnson's DC # is now disconnected. You can now call his office: (318) 497-6610 in Rustin, LA to tell him your thoughts.

04.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What could unite swing-state voters against Trump? The d-word I could be wrong, but JB Pritzker may be the first Democrat to apply the d-word to Donald Trump. More importantly, the Illinois governor may be the first to link his criminality to his dementia. And! ...

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