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Cartoonist, Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Freelance Goofball. SVA ‘10. patrickjwoodruff.com Please do not repost my artwork without permission. I DO NOT consent to using my art for AI training.

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If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 3561    🔁 4164    💬 1    📌 41
3d render of a psyduck in a sunny, brightly lit laundry room. he is sitting with his head tilted to one side as the washing machine runs in the background. in the background, on top of the dryer, sits a psyduck looking at a sleeping swablu in a basket. in the foreground, a basket with scattered clips and fabric are on the floor, along with an orange-red rug and a psyduck sunbathing on it.

3d render of a psyduck in a sunny, brightly lit laundry room. he is sitting with his head tilted to one side as the washing machine runs in the background. in the background, on top of the dryer, sits a psyduck looking at a sleeping swablu in a basket. in the foreground, a basket with scattered clips and fabric are on the floor, along with an orange-red rug and a psyduck sunbathing on it.

🧼 ...laundry day?

#b3d #pokemon #art

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“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

24.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 5418    🔁 884    💬 61    📌 106

love when democrats talk about kitchen table issues as if trans people and immigrants don’t have kitchen tables 🙃

23.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 6936    🔁 1233    💬 333    📌 72

They all just wanted in on it.

“Swamp,” my ass.

23.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 3163    🔁 744    💬 87    📌 13

We are in the rare and unique position where indie animation can be unique creative visions unfettered by corporate interference or IP shit

Why would you, as the fan, demand that the vision of the creator, who you claim to love, bend to your demands

Kill your inner exec

22.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 4462    🔁 1432    💬 63    📌 19
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a man is standing in a dark room holding a chair and says `` it 's trash '' . Alt: Justin McElroy is standing in the doorway of a storage room and says ``it's trash''.
22.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

18.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 4237    🔁 2380    💬 56    📌 204

AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"

21.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 935    🔁 107    💬 15    📌 1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Illegal Reflection Embankment
2. Alien Library of Regolith
3. Pit of Croutons

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Illegal Reflection Embankment 2. Alien Library of Regolith 3. Pit of Croutons

MASINT #41484 from Topaz 3 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Illegal Reflection Embankment
2. Alien Library of Regolith
3. Pit of Croutons

21.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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lil nidoking 🦏👑

20.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 495    🔁 178    💬 5    📌 0

This comic is:
1) Amazingly well drawn
2) Chock-a-block with chemistry jokes
3) DEEPLY eldritch horror
4) Still a love letter to Garfield somehow???

20.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 46    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0
Post from Fortnite Underground: 
"We can exclusively reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating Generative AI tools into the development of new #Fortnite cosmetics."

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"Fortnite Underground can reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating generative AI tools into the development of new cosmetics, a move which has upset some - if not most - of the games' developers. The extent of the integration is unknown. It is said that this will enable Epic to deliver more Outfits and collaborations to thw players than we've seen in previous years - an excuse that is unlikely to satisfy the growing crowd of players who feel the game is already adding too many.

Post from Fortnite Underground: "We can exclusively reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating Generative AI tools into the development of new #Fortnite cosmetics." Embed picture: "Fortnite Underground can reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating generative AI tools into the development of new cosmetics, a move which has upset some - if not most - of the games' developers. The extent of the integration is unknown. It is said that this will enable Epic to deliver more Outfits and collaborations to thw players than we've seen in previous years - an excuse that is unlikely to satisfy the growing crowd of players who feel the game is already adding too many.

With Epic Games acquiring a new GenAI company to speed up their cosmetic developments, the best time to boycott Fortnite is ALSO now.

18.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1049    🔁 771    💬 28    📌 88

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

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Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

20.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 17611    🔁 3631    💬 114    📌 85

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

14.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 9960    🔁 3263    💬 122    📌 182
A photo of McDuffie

A photo of McDuffie

Four characters from the Milestone universe: Icon, Rocket, Static, and Hardware.

Four characters from the Milestone universe: Icon, Rocket, Static, and Hardware.

The characters of Justice League Unlimited.

The characters of Justice League Unlimited.

Two issues of Damage Control written by McDuffie.

Two issues of Damage Control written by McDuffie.

Today is the birthday of writer, producer, and editor Dwayne McDuffie (Feb. 20, 1962-Feb. 21, 2011). #BlackHistoryMonth

20.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 1051    🔁 462    💬 20    📌 69
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They said it. We’re all thinking it.

19.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 4776    🔁 1292    💬 119    📌 406

aside from being a right-wing ideological project, substack’s entire goal is to trap writers and readers in their platform. it sucks to use, it sucks be a reader of. a worse user interface, worse fee breakdown for writers, and directly supporting nazi blogs. ditch it.

19.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 511    🔁 242    💬 7    📌 2
the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

18.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 3040    🔁 890    💬 19    📌 25

I hate living on the same planet as these monsters, prison is the bare minimum consequence

18.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

17.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 7296    🔁 6190    💬 86    📌 129
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"Egg Film" by Jacob Tobin.
jacobtobin.portfoliobox.net

18.02.2026 11:04 — 👍 559    🔁 137    💬 2    📌 5
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lalah, lalah

28.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 1642    🔁 691    💬 30    📌 4

“The left is missing out on AI!” YEP. Most of us want to miss out! If it ever proves its actual usefulness to our actual lives, stops plagiarizing, and is no longer an environmental disaster, maybe we revisit. Burden of proof is on the industry. So far they’ve done the opposite of that!

18.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 2605    🔁 426    💬 12    📌 22
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a man holding a gallon of milk that says i drink it every morning so i can fight like a crow .. Alt: Charlie from Always Sunny advertising Fight Milk
18.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children.

Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles.

Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent

16.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 2118    🔁 777    💬 10    📌 20
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Colbert Says CBS Pulled Guest Over FCC Scrutiny; Posts Interview to YouTube Instead Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.

Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.

17.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 2389    🔁 846    💬 75    📌 176

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