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Black Shirt: ADD TO CART engraved on a tombstone.

Black Shirt: A guy who looks like Biggie Smalls reading a map that says WHERE BROOKLYN AT? His head is plagued by floating question marks.

Navy Blue Shirt: A really good drawing of a plane that says AIR FORCE ONE on it, with the caption MORE LIKE CLOWN PLANE

Splendid News! This is a now shirt you can buy! Also re-released: The "Where Brooklyn At?" shirt, and a very political shirt I've been sitting on since 2017 with a message that's going to change EVERYTHING. topa.to/wigu

A purple t-shirt with a white design on the front: There are various technologies scattered around. In the middle is a large rectangle with "Welcome to" at the top and "Night Vale" at the bottom. In the middle are the words "The Museum of Forbidden Technologies" and the entire name has been struck through.

A slate gray t-shirt with a white design on the front: There are various technologies scattered around. In the middle is a large rectangle with "Welcome to" at the top and "Night Vale" at the bottom. In the middle are the words "The Museum of Forbidden Technologies" and the entire name has been struck through.

A red t-shirt with a white design on the front: There are various technologies scattered around. In the middle is a large rectangle with "Welcome to" at the top and "Night Vale" at the bottom. In the middle are the words "The Museum of Forbidden Technologies" and the entire name has been struck through.

A dark green t-shirt with a white design on the front: There are various technologies scattered around. In the middle is a large rectangle with "Welcome to" at the top and "Night Vale" at the bottom. In the middle are the words "The Museum of Forbidden Technologies" and the entire name has been struck through.

The Museum of Forbidden Technologies is offering a pre-sale on their new glow-in-the-dark t-shirt.

Choose from four color options now through 7/22: buff.ly/3bFri0d

Once the pre-sale is over, only the most popular color will be available in the store. Available as a regular and fitted t-shirt.

After years of behind the scenes effort we have LICENSED Baman Piderman lmao. It'll be coming home to our channel in august. This is literally the best I could do and took me about 7 years!! I HOPE THIS WILL MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE!!

Not sure! Only the forest Dark Horse knows for sure

YouTube video by Live-Time Teenage Dirtbag @EdSheeran @WheatusOfficial in Hamburg 05.07.2025

Our new best friends @wheatus.com played a song with some guy named Ed Sheeran the other night and it was a hoot! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CON... Get your Wheatus stuff here! topatoco.com/collections/...

Gunnerkrigg Court Merchandise from Gunnerkrigg Court by Tom Siddell

Have you been wandering mysterious forests looking for the big new Gunnerkrigg Court @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social book, the one with Reason and Materia, chapters 23-41? Wander no more, we have it! We don't have poison ivy medicine though, you'll have to make that yourself. topatoco.com/collections/...

Happy Dickbutt Day to all who celebrate! Fun fact: Dickbutt's body temperature is 87F°, he is two and a half feet tall, and weights 46lbs. If you try to catch him he jiggles and secretes an irritating but non-lethal lubricant. Get you some #Dickbutt stuff over at topa.to/kc

Just a bit of what's on the store! Topa.to/Wheatus

A digital drawing of text that reads "TopatoCo" on top of a red background with a burst of blue in the upper left corner. Inside the blue is the band Wheatus's logo.

IT'S WHEATUS!!!...as pretty much all of you guessed on our last post! Congrats on being teenage dirtbags, baby 🔥🤘

we are so honored to host the official Wheatus merch here at our humble little online store. come check it out at Topa.to/Wheatus!

A digital drawing of a question mark and text that reads "Topatoco". The background is red with pink and yellow streaks, and there is a blue colorful burst in the upper left corner. Inside of it is a blue silhouette.

WHO'S THAT NEW TOPATOCO CREATOR?

we are adding a new creator onto the shop!! Any guesses as to who it might be? 👀 (I will be SHOCKED if any of you guess correctly)

You wanted stickers, you got stickers! And a dollar from each purchase goes to Trans Lifeline! topatoco.com/collections/...

FLASH SALE!

Get your Community Calendar for 20% off now through 10 am est 6/27/25. Discount taken in cart.

Find it here: topatoco.com/collections/...

Light the lights, frost the cake, line the presents up so great,
Sing the song, smile the smile, today's your day, we're gonna go wild HAPPY GREATURES DAY TO ONE AND ALL!!!

panel from Greatures the comic strip

it is the official one year anniversary of starting this comic strip called “Greatures.” I’ve been loving doing it. here’s the newest strip: greatures.com/comic/131/

Oval stickers that look like those Euro place stickers except they say PNG (Portable Network Graphics) JPEG (Join Photographic Experts Group) GIF (Graphics Exchange Format) PDF (Portable Document Format) AND HTML (HyperText Markup Language)

Hi I made some new stickers for people who like to travel on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY topatoco.com/collections/...

Cat: we need the police to protect ICE / Cat: We need the national guard to protect the police. / Cat: we need the Marines to protect the National Guard / Cat: we need militias to protect the Marines - we need the sentient drone army to protect the militias - / (They walk through the usual post-apocalyptic wasteland) Cat: we are being called to mandatory service - in a ragtag all-citizen home guard - using improvised explosives and our collective faith - to protect the sentient drone army! / (They look up) / Cat: we need ICE to protect us from two guys at Home Depot Girl: well I HOPE they brought BACKUP

Protect and serve.

Jeph Jacques Official Merchandise from Jeph Jacques and Questionable Content!

More than 20 years ago on this day an extreme wizard broke the world record for Longest Guitar Solo on Top of a Volcano (33 straight days) and the sustained frequency and volume caused the bit of the lava he was standing on to gain sentience, and @ass.golf was born! Hap B'day friendo! topa.to/qc

A black long sleeve t-shirt: across the front is a square with a white border and a purple background. over this is an an owl, wings spread as if about to land. Above and across the wings are the words: Dark Owl. The "O" in owl is a moon. At the bottom is the word "Records."

A black t-shirt: across the front is a square with a white border and a purple background. over this is an an owl, wings spread as if about to land. Above and across the wings are the words: Dark Owl. The "O" in owl is a moon. At the bottom is the word "Records."

A black fitted t-shirt: across the front is a square with a white border and a purple background. over this is an an owl, wings spread as if about to land. Above and across the wings are the words: Dark Owl. The "O" in owl is a moon. At the bottom is the word "Records."

Calling all music buffs!

Dark Owl Records t-shirts and long sleeve t-shirts are available here: buff.ly/wr0sGg8

We've been workin' on this since the pandemic and now get to say we're almost ready to make a pilot! Hatchi motchi

The super-talented artist and author Rosemary Mosco is donating proceeds from her shop in the month of June to IPB! There's an image of a poster of female North American birds, a yellow warbler tshirt, and a mug that says Mornings Can Kiss My Cloaca.

All proceeds from my @topa.to store in June go to the Institute for Bird Populations, @instbirdpop.bsky.social! Times are tough for nonprofits, and monitoring bird populations is more important than ever. Show your support with a tasteful print or tasteless mug. topatoco.com/collections/...

I don’t sell these prints at conventions anymore but did you know you can still get them in my @topa.to shop???? In fact, you can ONLY get them at Topatoco, along with several other exclusive items! topatoco.com/collections/...

my weekly webcomic #TPoH has UPDATED! If you like crazy and colourful existential comics go check it out! jolleycomics.com/TPoH !

if you'd like to support me and the comic you can buy the BRAND NEW VOLUME 4 of tpoh as well as patches and magnets over at topa.to/tpoh right now! #topatoco

In this Wondermark comic, SCRUNCHIN is slumped in a folding chair, while his good friend BORNDOGH looks on, clutching a cane. S: Weird how when your MEAT feels bad, YOU feel bad. Do I have this headache BECAUSE I have indigestion? Or are my GUTS nauseous because I'm mentally stressed out? S (gesturing to his head): The meat parts are all making EACH OTHER grumpy. It's a vicious cycle! And it's not JUST the meats! There's the SPARKY BITS up here too! THEY got their OWN problems! SPARKS are interacting with FATS and I can't make heads or tails of it! S: And what about all the JUICES and GOOPS in there? B: If you got too much of one goop and not enough of another, WATCH OUT. S: My GOOPS are askew! They're oozing and splashing and getting all in each other's business! And somehow that is making ME, the real human boy at the center of it all, MISERABLE. What a racket! S: I am left to conclude that I got TOO many WEIRD goops, and NOT enough GOOD goops. CLINICALLY. B: The old folks were right all along! I guess your humours CAN get out of balance

I believe this is an accurate and concise summary of our present understanding of neurochemistry

Wondermark #1566; The Roiling Storm Within

Topato dressed in a fancy little Easter getup sitting is a box adorned by pretty eggs and flowers. The box reads HE IS POISON

Happy Springtime Easter Festivities to one and all! Hide those eggs smartly, you might need them later!

From a local sign shop down the street!

There will be!

Two cowboys welcome you to Cowboy Town. COWBOY 1: Welcome to Cowboy Town, stranger. Ya ain't from around here, are ya? COWBOY 1: Where's yer tall hat, or yer circle rope, or yer, yer big dog-- COWBOY 2: Horse COWBOY 1: --yer horse COWBOY 1: Where's yer neckerchief? COWBOY 2: Where's yer fringey vest? COWBOY 1: Where's yer spikey boots

Welcome to Cowboy Town

Zoosmell Pooplord, um, John Egbert stands in his room. It is his birthday.

A young Topato stands in his room. It is not his birthday.

Young Troll Topato sits in a bathtub, holding a Sharpie, surrounded by Sharpies

Topato's Trollsona. He has two sets of cool horns with a T on his shirt.

Happy 4/13!! on a scale of 1-10 how karkalicious are you feeling today? #Homestuck turns SIXTEEN today, which means it can finally get it's drivers license (about time)!🎉
~~~~ topa.to/homestuck ~~~~

Tie dye shirt with a picture of a terrible wizard that says WIZARDS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG

Blue shirt with a sad little wizard that says WIZARD NEEDS HUG BADLY

Only few hours left to choose your color for a @kcg.bsky.social Wizard Shirt! Maybe your only chance to get a tie-dye Wizard Ethics shirt! Use code WIZARDETHICS to get $5 off when you get both of them! topatoco.com/collections/kc

an ad showcasing preorders for a new design of shirts based on wizards. “Wizard-Mania”. First design in some colors is “wizards: no sense of right and wrong” from an old gunshow comic. The second is an old design of “wizard needs hug badly” in new colors.

We got some new and old wizard shirts on preorder at my @topa.to store! preorder both and use da code “WIZARDETHICS” to get $5 off!! Folks, come and get some:
topatoco.com/collections/kc