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@swooshmcduck.bsky.social

Sarcasm/Snark. Former @Nike Guy. Digital Media Consultant. Free Agent Pizza Spokesman. Purveyor of Naked Thursday’s. #AvGeek #WxGeek

433 Followers  |  138 Following  |  511 Posts  |  Joined: 08.04.2023  |  2.3064

Latest posts by swooshmcduck.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Sure I tacitly endorsed white supremacy, but look at all the followers I got from it!” might be the most on brand grifter shit I’ve seen yet.

God bless this stupid fan base 😂.

12.09.2025 00:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone criticizing but I’m a child of United Grocers dammit! 😭

07.09.2025 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More than can be said for either OSU…

07.09.2025 04:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m afraid the boy is whipped

07.09.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s family & I’m way too fucking nice sometimes. We warned him. She chose the date, automatic red flag IMO.

07.09.2025 03:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They better. I’m a groomsman in a wedding that’s happening DURING the fucking game. If we shit the bed…

I. Am. Going. To. Make. A. Scene.

07.09.2025 03:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wrong PSU, but also THANK CHRIST.

07.09.2025 03:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shit, did you watch PSU today tho?! Yeesh they got some work to do.

07.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I seent you lurkin over there. Sorry about El Assico 😔

07.09.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday.

In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.

My Column from Cash & Carry:

07.09.2025 01:23 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

A soaking 0.03”

05.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FUCK

05.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rain? Is this economy?!

05.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…

04.09.2025 23:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh boy, wait til I’m posted up at the next No Kings rally in front of the Bi-Mart…👀

21.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where we goin?! 👀

12.08.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dammit. Nice.

12.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My white Oakleys feel so much more acceptable there

12.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell me about it. Nice windmills tho

12.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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He must be apprehended before he can continue this shit. I’m dying here.

12.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shit, I was in Umatilla 😭

12.08.2025 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That’s how I pronounce it, but then my buddy at the city says it’s Ten Eck with the “y” silent, & then at city council they’ve pronounced it Ten Eek with the “y” like a double E. Fuckin yokels smh

17.07.2025 05:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES! Also just because nobody is ever sure how to pronounce the bitch!

17.07.2025 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pacific will now be renamed Upsidedown Pineapple Pl

17.07.2025 05:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s a badass idea sadly with what we’ve seen can happen in the blink of an eye & a freak windstorm.

17.07.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

City of Sandy will recognize my heroism with a plaque & naming a street after me. I also now get free city water for life thanks to my suppression efforts. 🎖️

17.07.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah they did a great job. Now I just hope there’s enough evidence to charge or fine the juvenile all us neighbors believe is responsible.

17.07.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly the cameras didn’t catch him in the act this time but the other circumstantial evidence & video captures were very telling & useful to the investigator so that’s good. I hope the little shit has to pay for the tree removal that’s gonna have to be done Friday.

17.07.2025 01:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today was a run to Lowe’s for a 100’ hose & fire nozzle. I don’t trust the little pyro next door not to do this again.

17.07.2025 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been saying for weeks the little unsupervised pyro was gonna set something on fire & what are the odds a brush fire breaks out right across from his home?????

17.07.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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