I know what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger, but I don’t think I need further strengthening

Did they go blind?

This is why most gay men are feminists

Is the barbed wire on the outside or the inside?

Have you ever had a really good hair day, but no place to go? So you end up at the grocery store to get 2 things just in case you might see someone you know

T- Tequila
U - Uppercut
V- Vodka
W- Whiskey
X - Xanax
Y- Yokohama
Z - Zima

Obviously Oat Maids are milking

Do you ever feel like brushing your teeth before a zoom meeting so you don’t have bad breath?

Whilst

April Fools Day is very unpleasant for neurodivergent folks

Remember when blue clothes didn’t all match? There were purple blues, green blues, grey blues…

When you read a book and it is so good that you don’t want to start a new one because you want to stay in the feels

Baby got back taxes

Love

Women’s History month is not enough. It should be 6 months

Walking in the spiderwebs

But mass deportations were supposed to fix the housing crisis, weren't they? 🤔

Is it cringe when people over 50 say cringe?

Stand back

I must be following the wrong people

I don’t care whether they fit or not. Those Crocs don’t go with the rest of your outfit

You know, I thought being on this app would be fun and supportive. We would stay informed and have a fun camaraderie. The actual experience has changed in a few weeks to doom lists and fear mongering. I need a break for my mental health

This is a story about politics.

Quick call a cinnamontographer to take pitchers!

Europe is not a continent. It’s totally connected to Asia

the politeness and
stuffy correctness of democratic electeds

Venture Brothers

Bleh 🤢