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Rob Woods

@robwoods.bsky.social

SEO, EssilorLuxottica. Internet Ruiner. Food, family, fishing. Opinions are strictly my own. Vancouver, BC.

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13.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Typical marketing from the same BS artist. "Invest in my company based on my science fiction promises". He has no more intention of this that of going to Mars.

13.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

11.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am that stupid, and don't call me Shirley.

11.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any good podcast recommendations similar to WTF? Armchair Expert, Smartless, and Blocks w/ Neal Brennan have all turned me off lately with tone deafness, arrogance, sexism, or boredom with repetitive jokes. Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend is good. Working It Out is OK. The Weekly Show is bleak.

11.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They will have a plan in 2 weeks.

10.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was kidding. :)

09.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Barry should be removed but is also in the published list? πŸ˜‚

05.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is Marion Hayes? πŸ˜‚

05.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll just use fake AI photos.

05.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point. I just donated again. So should you all.

05.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correction in about 2% of the files, which have been redacted to hide mentions of him.

31.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve been close to finding it for 20 years.

30.01.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had the same thoughts, I believe, mostly because of family. "How much could I do while not endangering my children's safety if there were retribution?".

29.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI in virtually any content creation context is about plagiarizing other content.

29.01.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Optimizing for a CURRENT 500-800 words is asking for trouble. Is this some hard limit LLMs HAVE to use? What if next year it's 900-1200. Are you going to rewrite everything? The history of SEO is doing things that might work today, but which could be changed at a moment's notice.

29.01.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s because incels are writing the code πŸ˜‚

20.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These claims are almost always overstated, but the SEO is dying content gets the clicks.

20.01.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was solo. I tried remote assistants a few times but never got that dialed in enough to be successful.

19.01.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At one point I was personally doing the SEO for 28 clients.

19.01.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was consulting I had 2 clients that were 30% each of my income. Because one was whitelabel for another SEO and one was for an agency I felt I couldn’t say yes to only some of their clients. That’s how I ended up working 80 hours/week. I felt trapped as saying no to more work meant losing 30%

19.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They should cut off the supply to the US immediately.

19.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The birds seem to like mine. I’m not sure if they are a source of water, or if they are looking for bugs.

19.01.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t he just release a Netflix movie?

19.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP is outright evil and the Democrats are weak, ineffectual cowards. Right now, the USA is screwed.

18.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As always in SEO, unfortunately, if the GEO grift is over, a new one is beginning to replace it.

15.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shumer the Collaborator should have retired 20 years ago.

15.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a bold choice!

11.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Canadian I concur. I cancelled my account months ago. I can’t abide a platform that allows racism, violence, and pedophilia.

11.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The constitution seems to be like a menu now with people just choosing the parts they like. Kind of like the Bible.

08.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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