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Compliments ๐Ÿ’– You deserve to hear this

I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)

08.11.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 486    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Yelling about Buffy again at @anagerm.bsky.social like we havenโ€™t spent 30 years rehashing this

09.11.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I got a shout out in two statewide meetings we did for two different projects I worked on which is lovely but also objectively funny at a moment I am being overpaid to press the next slide button as other people talk.

07.11.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*stares straight into the camera that either whitens me to sickly ghostly shade or renders my face a Picasso like dark blob* uh oh.

07.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This take is definitely punk rock.

06.11.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no Erin, Iโ€™m so sorry. โค๏ธ

30.10.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jodi! This is such a delightful essay.

28.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why must the dog also learn piano and/or be involved in summoning the Piano Demon?

26.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aaaaaaaand it turns out the answer to "how TF did some guys with a ladder steal the French crown jewels" is "cuts to arts funding mean the Louvre is massively understaffed"

21.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1114    ๐Ÿ” 349    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Also adding this to my TBR to shore the argument Iโ€™ve been having with people for years.

22.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deeply embarrassed to find out via wikipedia that a Bengali married her to save her from deportation.

22.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse you, we have a real relationship.

21.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the Louvre thieves are working their way up the colonial empire hierarchy and do the British Museum next.

20.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

13.10.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7750    ๐Ÿ” 2612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

I was gonna say you can convince me of most things even if itโ€™s not a personal preference, if the scene is well written. My biggest bug bear is stilted badly written scenes as a reader.

13.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was gonna say you can convince me of most things even if itโ€™s not a personal preference, if the scene is well written. My biggest bug bear is stilted badly written scenes as a reader. Thatโ€™s what is off putting.

13.10.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But Lilli, you havenโ€™t heard my genius take, stripped of all historical context or an ounce of critical thought and praxis.

13.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean weโ€™ve literally tried nothing else.

13.10.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao. This such a good and unintentional burn on me.

11.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately I have always been like this. I future history major explained the entirely of Vietnam War (the French, the colonialism, Dien Bien Phu right through to the second Indochina War) to @anagerm.bsky.social over messenger when we were like 15 or 16.

11.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did they find out they were depressed if not by listening to Brian Molko?

11.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Facebook is quite literally the work of Satan but I still log on for the BSS groups where you can log and see content like โ€œmy lousy ex didnโ€™t pay child support, buy my label dress for $15โ€ forget the dress, tell me what else he did.

08.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This big beautiful bitch (admiring)

08.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite activity while observing is clocking the outfits the undercover officers are sporting like the one at a trans rights rally who was wearing a band shirt from famously queer aligned pop punk band Sum 41 in attempt to blend in.

03.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an Australian I have fallen off a (small) mountain if it helps with research

01.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me but it was just my dad playing me the logical song by supertramp one too many times as a child.

29.09.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My father tonight, in the most puzzled tone of voice: โ€œyouโ€™re very driven. I donโ€™t know where you got that from.โ€

29.09.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your friend.

28.09.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I watched my father so obsessively try and identify the call of a bird above us, he roped in a stranger sitting near us and ignored the man trying to shake his hand until the question had been answered to his satisfaction. No idea how I ended up neurodivergent.

28.09.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this as knock off Kylo Ren and I think Adam Driver should sue.

28.09.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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