Vilek

meu vô se chamava Leão e eu acho isso muito foda (ele era um arrombado tho)

The comic is titled "My Favorite Fighting Game Archetypes:" Panel titled "The Grappler That Barely Fits on Screen". It's a huge, extremely muscular, bald 'pro wrestler' type character with metal bands around his arms. He is so big that he doesn't even notice his opponent, a regular sized guy in a yellow karate gi trembling in his shadow. His head is also bending the health bars above them. Panel titled "The Small Idiot With a Big Stupid Weapon". It is a girl in a predominantly pink Japanese schoolgirl uniform with with a yellow ribbon on the collar, running excitedly, a sparkle in her eyes. With both arms she is wielding a full sized heating radiator. Panel titled "The Straight Fundamentals, No Funny Business." Is it a grey-haired older man tightening the belt of his karate gi, which has yellow patches on the arms. He has a stern expression, confident in his mastery of his craft. Panel titled "The Funny Business". It is some kind of purple imp type guy in a pink-and-yellow jester outfit with teal pom poms attached to the 3 points of the hat. He has a bag with a metal spiky ball, a giant wacky wooden hammer, and a banana peel inside it. There's also a whoopee cushion that fell out. He is pulling a gun out of it.

e se na verdade o o pastor de calcinha for apenas um Yōkai e não um pastor de calcinha de fato?

não dá pra saber

Crossover Álcool x Cigarro

ele assim

O homem que estava tão na seca que começou a usar cueca do avesso pro pau sentir o cheiro de um cu

Diminua um videogame sutilmente

Lollipop Hedge Trimmer

o que o jones manoel tinha que estar fazendo

Diminua um videogame sutilmente

Devil May Sob

Eu estou passando mal

Tumblr post, "* dual wielding my new wizard staves *" image of two sticks that resemble a typical and shiny Ekans pokemon. Reply: one casts poison the other also casts poison

Tony Ramos ao avesso (muito pelo contrário)

Only an enemy would have me scan a "QR Code", I would know that they were my foe if they asked this of me!

Estamos prestes a presenciar níveis de propaganda militar americana nunca antes vistos

A couple -- a small, surly little man in a black shirt and a tall, stacked blonde in a preposterously tiny sundress -- walk down the street smoking cigarettes.

A *chef's kiss* couple I saw on the street this morning

Não vai ter garçom parado e nem puta triste na vizinhança da Joice Hasselmann hoje

- This file is 20 megabirds
- Don't you mean "megabytes"?
- Nope

A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

Meu gato preto marmota salda o seu

Ozzy Osborne de chapéu e óculos escuros sentado num banco de madeira dentro de um barracão alimentando um cabrito com uma mamadeira.

Bodia

limpando a casa hj pq amanhã vem a diarista e eu não quero q ela pense q a minha casa é suja

i can see this one is going to get a lot of use

infelizmente estou começando a gostar de agua com gás

Seja punk!

I think spoilers in games can apply to much more than just plot related stuff, at least for some people

One of the main appeals of action games for me are the boss fights, so I always try my best to avoid seeing anything about them online (and I fail like 90% of the time lol)

isso aqui me deu a certeza de que eu não estou romantizando algo só porque já passou. realmente foi o pináculo da felicidade humana

brazil is based