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@ottomanvampire.bsky.social

Killjoy. Post-Ottoman subject. Uncivilized. Class traitor. Feels alterity sickness everywhere. Still coviding. She/they Background: Last scene from Through the Olive Trees Profile: portrait of Sylvia von Harden

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A can of Al’ard Palestinian extra-virgin olive oil. It has motifs of tatreez on it.

A can of Al’ard Palestinian extra-virgin olive oil. It has motifs of tatreez on it.

The only olive oil that tastes like my grandma’s even though it’s getting harder to find

10.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton

BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party

trib.al/B3DT9BW

10.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 77    🔁 35    💬 32    📌 92

There are lots of reasons to have no respect for rank or decorum.

But the fact every day on here you'll have political pundits paid 6 figures declaring "Wes Streeting is amazing" and then an account an called "John Dipshit" will point out he's connected multiple elite paedophiles is reason enough.

10.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 22    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

The Guardian continues its Iran regime change propaganda. 'Shadow fleet' is a made-up term designed to make you think of shady, dodgy activity. US sanctions are unilateral measures, not international law! There is no international legal basis to stop the normal maritime passage of these ships

10.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I started collaborating with someone my PhD supervisor supervised years after me and trauma bonding is limitless

10.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop making Will Stancil happen by engaging with him

10.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is once again time for my annual reminder:

HEART SHAPED PIZZA IS LESS PIZZA AND THEREFORE NOT A SYMBOL OF LOVE

10.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 32    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1

Taiwanese cauliflower supremacy because it has more surface area to do its cronchy thing.

10.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss when Benito was still against the colonialism/statehood of PR and boycotting touring the US. Now all the genocidal US political figures think he’s one of them and are using his image in the likeness of campaigns of yesteryear.

10.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 79    🔁 16    💬 7    📌 1

Age verification?

It used to take me 35 minutes to download a single song

10.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Age verification?

I once lost an album recording because the magnetic tape got all entangled

10.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

I'm a part of it. Not separate from it. I walk on the ground and the ground's walked on by me, I breathe the air and change it, I am entirely interconnected with the world.

10.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 65    🔁 28    💬 0    📌 0

We need DEI because the only people in the Epstein files are white men

10.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

STOP BEING REASONABLE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE BUILDING CONCENTRATION CAMPS, TORTURING CHILDREN, ENGAGING IN DOMESTIC STATE TERRORISM, AND COMMITTING MURDER

10.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 988    🔁 223    💬 15    📌 7

The president of the university I work for makes more than the Prime Minister of Canada, but hey, they took away the milk from our kitchens to save money because god forbid a part-time professor who makes 10K for 12 weeks of classes puts some milk in their coffee.

10.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss olive, fig, and orange trees and keep asking myself what the fuck I am doing here, way too often these days

10.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black-and-white photo of an Oblique Strategy card. The card reads: 'Make a sudden, destructive unpredictable action; incorporate'.

A black-and-white photo of an Oblique Strategy card. The card reads: 'Make a sudden, destructive unpredictable action; incorporate'.

Make a sudden, destructive unpredictable action; incorporate

#ObliqueStrategies

06.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Eat the rich

10.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's less than a month left until the deadline for my official petition to Evan Solomon to create more protections and enforcement for AI deepfakes and to protect our likeness.

Please sign & share: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

10.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 7    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...

When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

www.reuters.com/investigatio...

09.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 3469    🔁 1897    💬 109    📌 583

I am thinking about going back to learning Spanish instead of trying to conjugate words in government-mandated French, which is imposed as a condition to affirm my humanity by an ethnonationalist white supremacist state.

10.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some guy wrote me an incredibly nasty email today from his regular email with his full name and i was bored so i decided to send it to every member of his family on facebook and his employer, a large MN nonprofit

good luck tom!

10.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 1818    🔁 154    💬 71    📌 12
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Why the fuck would we “socially cohere” for monsters?  - The Shot Yesterday, the gulf between the will of the Australian people and the actions of the Australian government revealed itself to...

Here's me. "Why the fuck would we 'socially cohere' for monsters?"

10.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 618    🔁 246    💬 44    📌 29
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Dinosaur Convention Bans All Paleontologists Named in Epstein Files Out of 'Safety of Our Attendees' DinoCon issued a statement regarding the scientists and more named in the Epstein Files, noting they were officially banned from the event.

Dinosaur Convention Bans All Paleontologists Named in Epstein Files

www.thewrap.com/culture-life...

10.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3303    🔁 772    💬 66    📌 305

Happy hotpot and tanghulu season to all my laowai comrades

09.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALWAYS POST BEFORE U THINK

09.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 3

Canada announced 20% cut to social services and Ontario demanded government workers return to office.

Working from home benefits the workers and exposes how worthless the PMC is. It should be the most important battleground because there is no way we get UBI without WFH first.

09.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.

09.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 3082    🔁 706    💬 40    📌 49

A reminder that cops are TERRIBLE for multi-species families, and in the US, cops kill over 10,000 dogs per year www.courthousenews.com/dog-shooting...

09.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I've been to some countries where people live under military rule or autocracy. And without fail, one of the questions I get when they ask about life in the U.S. is whether it's true that Americans just let homeless people die on the street.

09.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 4021    🔁 1299    💬 69    📌 34

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