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Crash (1996) ⭐ 6.4 | Drama 1h 40m | NC-17

They say when you rewatch a movie you watch the same movie but from a different perspective.

I finally understand what that means because I watched Crash in high school and now 20 years later as a complete degenerate.

05.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It can't buy him happiness but it would buy me plenty

05.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what AI is for

05.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

05.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a tweet

a tweet

05.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

white people be like this is my favourite weed lube

05.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person laying on the floor with the number 65 on the wall Alt: A handsome man gives the thumbs up
05.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Annoying straight men by responding "okay when" when they say "fuck you"

05.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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every year I start to think maybe Stalin was right for killing so many people

05.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kim Dotcom's height is 6 ft 7 in

Kim Dotcom's height is 6 ft 7 in

he should have been hoopin

04.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TMU - New Media www.instagram.com/newmedia_tmu/

Until the 6th they have Weaved/Wired: Iridescent Autonomy

04.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
chill mix with Japanese grandpa at a stationery shop l The Shoten 006 l michika l house afro tribal
YouTube video by Login.jp_ chill mix with Japanese grandpa at a stationery shop l The Shoten 006 l michika l house afro tribal
04.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To cut down on drinking I'm not going to drink until my friends are drunk. I need to give them a head start.

04.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character crying with tears coming out of her eyes . Alt: An anime girl cries

me right now

04.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe an overwhelming 69% of voters say you should send me nudes, including 58% of independents...

04.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is drinking from a glass while wearing a blue jacket . Alt: A man throwing sparkles
04.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for being fabulous

04.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White Monster Girl by revydeka

White Monster Girl by revydeka

this is literally me

04.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when i text back 3 days later

04.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Temu Hasan freaked me out

04.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're calling it the most "no shit, of course you are" moment in american history

04.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tribes 2 cover. There’s a robot man with a disc shooting device. He carries a banner. He’s excited.

Tribes 2 cover. There’s a robot man with a disc shooting device. He carries a banner. He’s excited.

We gotta go back.

04.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 30
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a trophy and says my wiilife !!! Alt: Borat saying "My wife"
04.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nah it means good luck. I hope you slide into her DMs

04.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Japanese for "I'm gay"

04.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ganbatte

04.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a building with the number 63 on it Alt: A handsome man gives the thumbs up
04.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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