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Remember: when you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips.

The tolerant left? No, they're down the hall. We're the "fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers" left.

(If this doesn't apply to you feel free to ignore)

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Stroke signs F A S T 24/7 face drooping arm weakness speech difficulty time to call emergency

We should all know the signs of a stroke.

Um, excuse you, those are pronouns, & everyone knows that pronouns are Satanic

Such brave boys.
Then you have the so called "protectors" just walking by & not helping.
I'm so glad she managed to escape him though.

Yep, report, because they'll be doing it to everyone else too. 🙄

ELIZABETH WARREN: What Zohran is saying is 'I want people to be able to afford to live in NYC'

FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it?

WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?

We do still get the cracks about selfish little girls, even though she's 48 & I'm 52-baby faces in helmets ftw!

This is a daily occurrence if you own a horse, although it's usually a "mommy" asking then. My sister & I have the stock answer of "Yes, it's $85 per lesson, please call to set up an appointment!", accompanied by a business card for our family farm (I'm trainer, she's an upper level rider).

Shes a girl's girl

They have always been "woke".

So close lol

He is me. I am him.

Truly tragic what’s become of Santa Monica. I was struck by a golden doodle the other day.

Three panel comic. In the 1st panel, Bart Simpsons classroom shouts "Say the Line, Bart!". In the 2nd panel, Bart says "Voted for Donald Trump last November." In the third panel, the classroom celebrates.

Every time I read one of these stories. wapo.st/44OwrJP

Yup. My schools had pretty good sex ed for the time, but we lived on a livestock farm & knew what was up. I'm not sure it's a coincidence that my brother is the only one of us who had kids & he treated (& still treats) his wife like a queen!

Let the WARNING ride forth ONCE MORE: TYRANNY is at OUR DOOR

Here we go again

He's dadding so hard rn

Tourist submarine sinks King Charles III Yolanda Sal SPORTS Sidney Crosby breaks Wayne Gretzky's NHL record with his 20th season averaging a point per game Pittsburgh Penguins' Sidney Crosby prepares to take a face-off during the second period of an NHL hockey game against the New Jersey Devils

Love to see it!

Four panel comic from Pizza Cake Comic (on Patreon as pizzacakecomic). First panel: A shoulder demon says, "I just had a Zoom meeting with my boss and he said empathy is a sin now." Second panel: Hapless Soul: ...What? Shoulder Demon: Yeah. Third panel: Shoulder Demon: So I guess I'm supposed to tempt you to... care about others? Fourth panel: Hapless Soul: I'm confused. Shoulder Demon: Me too.

Gooood morning sinners~! 🙃

image of an old school pushbutton telephone, red.

Musk & DOGE are now f*cking with the Social Security Administration.
🚨 IMPORTANT: If you or a loved one experience delayed SS payments or difficulty accessing SSDI services, CALL THE PEOPLE’S HOTLINE!

Tell your story.

☎️ 503-212-4600 ☎️
Pass it on. Link below.

The Tech Nazi and the mad 🤴 gutting USAID will decimate most of the farm states that have contracts with an idea to sell billions of dollars of our grains to donate overseas.

Pssst. The mad King and the tech nancy don’t care about any of us except for a few billionaire boys & the war criminal.

✅ DEI Employers of the Day™

This list reflects companies’ stated commitments to DEI practices. It's not an endorsement of a company’s ‘goodness,’ political views, or how DEI initiatives are implemented.

Thanks to everyone who suggested companies to be included www.impactivize.org/dei-employer...

RepubliKKKan Jesus is horrible.

Video: Bishop Asks Trump to ‘Have Mercy’ During Sermon Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde addressed President Trump during an inaugural prayer service, and asked him to show mercy to immigrants and the L.G.B.T.Q. community.

This is Christianity. Let's support Bishop Budde as she is attacked by Trump and his supporters.
nyti.ms/40rfUHX

Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration?

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Jimmy Carter, Peacemaking President Amid Crises, Is Dead at 100 (Gift Article) Rising from Georgia farmland to the White House, he oversaw the historic Camp David peace accords, but his one-term presidency was waylaid by troubles at home and abroad.

A fair & thorough article chronicling President Jimmy Carter's life, presidency, & humanitarian service. May he rest in peace.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...

I wish Vivek and Musk would just get some therapy, for the love of God. High school was like 30 years ago. Get over it.
Signed,
A nerd that got over it.