Benj

Once again you have the right position on everything 😌

Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly with the word “groundbreaking” on the tip of her tongue

A modern artist? Using garbage as a commentary on consumerism?

Not the main reason why, but drivers also have an obligation to signal so pedestrians on the opposite side of the intersection know they can cross against the light 🙂‍↕️

Pray for this trainee barista: another customer revealed he’s Albanian so now this old man is insistently chatting with him in Albanian during peak Saturday morning rush

Zohran's primary campaign worked because it communicated clear, discrete policies. Cuomo seems to think the secret ingredient was simply Posting™️

Sad ant carrying a bindle

Accidentally conflated “sorry to be a nag” and “sorry to bug you” and sent “sorry to be a bug”

"Surely THIS will draw the rabble's attention away from the fact that I have no housing policy!"

"Zohran claims to be a socialist, yet he lives somewhere 🤔🤔🤔" has got to be the funniest attack the Cuomo camp could've attempted

Screen shot of an astrology website: Sun in Pisces represents going with the flow, dreamy, mystical expression, strong imagination and abstract thinking. Ascendant in Aries represents independent, self-reliant, and confident in their approach, a direct and straightforward nature in their communication and walking through life like a warrior. Moon in Scorpio represents rich emotional life, enjoys feelings with depth and meaning, a mysterious disposition, feels safe as the enigma and passionate. Small photo of Shaquille O’Neal, born March 6, 1972 at 8:00 AM

I’m no Astrology Gay (partially bc one site described me as an “emotional riptide” 🥴) but I do enjoy the implication that as a Pisces sun, Scorpio moon and Aries rising, I have the same personality as Shaq

Confession: I always assumed from context that "desultory" meant "seedy" or "unsavory" so I never bothered to look it up until now. Listening, learning, growing etc.

Okay obviously no way to prove this but the running theory I've always heard is that you're expelling unnecessary weight to prepare for fight or flight 🥴

Hard to overstate just how grueling it currently is to take the M34/M34A - slow speeds, long wait times, overcrowding. Walking is almost always preferable. This would be such a refreshing change!

Wait... politicians doing something that will tangibly improve my day-to-day life?? Are they allowed to do that??

In hindsight I'm proud of myself for not letting something like "you're very memorable" slip out!!

We can be sister wives! I'm modern like that

Homer Simpson coming down the stairs in a wedding gown

Pillow talk topic was our favorite grocery stores

Thank u I have a really busy autumn but I think we can squeeze in a spring wedding, save the date

Precisely 😌

Especially when they're charming!! Book 'em!!

Absolutely 🫡🫡🫡 what is Bluesky for if not live journaling my unrequited crushes with various straight neighbors??

And this guy definitely stands out!!

Btw turns out he does shifts at 4 coffee shops in the neighborhood (must be under the same management?) but he whispered conspiratorially that the cold brew was best here which is an obvious sign that he cares about me personally and deeply

EXACTLY, I was trying to respond with proportionate friendliness but I'm sure this is how I came across!!

"You're right, you recognize me from a coffee shop, not the club" and he winked at me HELP

Asked the hunky barista with biceps the size of my head if he used to work at a different local coffee shop and he said "good memory brother!" and it's like oh actually my memory is shit I'm just in love with u

Beginning to think it miiiiight be time to ditch the toasted sesame oil in my pantry with a 2019 best-by date

I simply do not believe it takes several business days to remove my email address from a mailing list‼️ It's 2025‼️

I'm willing to blame this on the stars, something is UP

"No longer wants *anything" idk idk

Laura Dern smiling

Texted a friend I hadn't spoken to in a while because I had an extremely specific and relevant chance encounter and it would seem he no longer wants nothing to do with me