Benj

I even agree with the criticisms of her but for some reason I find it so funny just how apoplectic people get about Emerald Fennell lol

I really would like a politician—a group or party would be even better—willing to extol the justice and social benefit of immigration, instead of promising a nicer and more orderly police state.

Omg thanks for the reminder I'm about to be shameless in Walgreens

Uh oh I have a guess what this is about

Reunited with the gentleman who inspired this and as he was getting ready to leave he adjusted his cap and PLOT TWIST he has a full head of hair

😂 you're in luck as I definitely won't be repeating any time soon

I’m celebratin

I powered through and now it's just itchy when I wear a shirt!! Should've heeded him smh

I wanna riff but I haven't seen ittttt ☹️ pls pretend I'm making a topical vampire joke with just the right amount of innuendo

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Big Valentine's Day plans over here fellas

Bored enough that I decided to take a crack at trimming my chest hair and immediately nicked my nipple. A sign, perhaps

Marry spinach (not flashy, but dependable)
Fuck kale (perfect in some settings, terrible in others)
Kill arugula (overrated)

Okay this makes a lot more sense lol

You know, it hadn't even occurred to me that he might've seen an ancient creature from the depths so abhorrent that he immediately succumbed to madness. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes, etc.

Hang on, I haven't seen it – you mean to tell me it WASN'T gay?? With that cast????

Scruff bio: What I do: artist and counselor always looking to blow off some steam from top to bottom. Love creative ‘outside the box’ encounters with m. Mmmmmm M What interests me: Mmm

Putting together a search party for this poor man who got abducted halfway through writing his Scruff profile

(So jealous I get a nosebleed) wow that's awesome, hope you had fun!

Jessie Buckley:

Trying really hard not to trouble my relationship with food so whenever I gain weight I simply decide it’s muscle 💕 yay 💕

Anywhere you want me to be 🫡

Don't worry, the cell [by which we cannot contact you] has plenty of juice!

Couldn't reach a coworker's cell for several hours (he no-showed at a meeting he had requested) and it turns out he keeps it on airplane mode to save battery. Kinda uhhhh defeats the purpose of having a cell, doesn't it

Sabrina Brier "oh!"

Thought this new straight woman friend and I were queening out/gassing each other up and suddenly she sent me a video taking her top off

Lol I'll admit I'm kind of morbidly curious

Thank you! With your support I'm roughly 10% there

I haven't seen Ella McCay but I'm <2 weeks shy of 34 and I do kinda believe I could become the governor of the state I was born and raised in (Delaware)

This came up again recently and he told me he "loved it but hated all the trauma" which as I understand it is akin to, say, loving Agatha Christie but hating all the murder mysteries

My secret is I only take pics from the hips up bc I'm actually 90% torso 🤫😈

Thank u I never leave home without it!