Benj

Trying really hard not to trouble my relationship with food so whenever I gain weight I simply decide it’s muscle 💕 yay 💕

Anywhere you want me to be 🫡

Don't worry, the cell [by which we cannot contact you] has plenty of juice!

Couldn't reach a coworker's cell for several hours (he no-showed at a meeting he had requested) and it turns out he keeps it on airplane mode to save battery. Kinda uhhhh defeats the purpose of having a cell, doesn't it

Sabrina Brier "oh!"

Thought this new straight woman friend and I were queening out/gassing each other up and suddenly she sent me a video taking her top off

Lol I'll admit I'm kind of morbidly curious

Thank you! With your support I'm roughly 10% there

I haven't seen Ella McCay but I'm <2 weeks shy of 34 and I do kinda believe I could become the governor of the state I was born and raised in (Delaware)

This came up again recently and he told me he "loved it but hated all the trauma" which as I understand it is akin to, say, loving Agatha Christie but hating all the murder mysteries

My secret is I only take pics from the hips up bc I'm actually 90% torso 🤫😈

Thank u I never leave home without it!

Launching a petition to move the R no one pronounces in "February" over to the second syllable of "persevere" where everyone pronounces an R anyway

😨😨😨

Selfie of me with short hair :)

I got a haircut btw

Reaaaaaally wanted to somehow riff on this to bring up Beyoncé's Spanish EP but I can't without implying the English versions needed to be fixed :/

One time a guy complimented my "slutty little glasses" and while I appreciate what he was going for, I'm pretty sure they're regular glasses and we were just on Grindr

I'm assuming Stockholm syndrome is a big part of it but I have to admit I've kinda come around on D*e w*th * Sm*le..........

Idk there's something so special and indulgent about posting a joke and thinking "this one's for me"

Surprise Gaga appearance in the Bad Bunny performance, surprise Jake Shears appearance in Pillion, big weekend for teenage baby gay Benj

Maybe a hot take but I really don't see how it's helpful or productive to call e.g. Peter Thiel "faggot" but in a leftist way

Oh nvm I got it backwards, it was "make a $15 donation and we'll give you a plushie" which I suppose is not uncommon news.dunkindonuts.com/news/dunkin-...

Okay maybe tangential but a little while ago (maybe over the summer?) Dunkin' had some weird "buy a plushie for $15 and we'll make a donation in that amount" thing. Is that a tax move??

Maybe dovetails with "tip on the iPad" fatigue but I feel like there's been a noticeable uptick in cashiers including something like "press the red button to decline donating" as part of their standard transaction script

Big opening the door for Carrie, who is wearing a top hat with a whip in her mouth

Decided to try something a little risqué* for a man and… he liked it‼️
(*by my admittedly puritan standards)

One bonus dimension to our winter weather Saw trap is that the wind is kicking up the road salt and blowing it directly into my eyeballs

Please welcome to the stage...
-Tara Masalata
-Sue Vlaki
-Doll Mades

Greek restaurant in my heavily Greek neighborhood is having live music for an event it's advertising as "Greek Night"

Lol just unsettling to think you've seen them all by now and then WHAM another comes out of the woodwork. I didn't know that double spaces was a Britishism, I always thought that was generational – my 75yo (American) boss simply cannot give them up

Just learned that in British English it's spelled "baulk" instead of "balk." I don't think I care for that