darthazius

I was today years old when I learned blueberries can be green on the inside?? 😭

Here's to hoping we can overcome the voices in our heads 😤😤

And what a remarkable job of that you are already doing 🥳

An article from Vogue regarding the 2026 met gala dress code. The faceless mannequin resembles The Curator from Expedition 33

Everyone please congratulate The Curator from Expedition 33 on his new gig as a model

why are we like this 😭

Lies. I say inner glow.

Come say that to my face 👀🫦

is this anything

Mercury in heterograde

Right? Rip Van Winkle knew what he was doing

Also how the heck are your eyes so blue even in dim light, what sorcery is this

SORRY I WAS IN A MEETING omw now

this just became my favorite skeet of the year

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Just pat my noggin, that'll work 👉👈

PULL THE TRIGGER, SAVE ME NATHAN

They should invent a brain that can be turned off

[rest day]

MY MUSCLES: thank you for letting us recover 🥰

MY BRAIN: you stupid piece of shit. You're prediabetic. This rest day is killing you. YOU WILL DIE. Go for a run 🔪

We Care™️

Also, how can I sleep when beautiful men are in my mentions but not in my bed

Correction: I have issues too AND I stay up late

CAN YOU AND @lerrrgan.bsky.social STOP MAKING ME REGRET SKEETING THAT

a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched is surrounded by a rainbow of lights ALT: a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched is surrounded by a rainbow of lights

UNSTOPPABLE

can you be my meaner, more evil gay person that is behind every gay person 👉👈

I-

ME: I need to focus on this job interview

MY BRAIN: yes but a version of Wolverine whose appendix keeps bursting, heals, bursts again, heals, bursts again lmao

ME:

MY BRAIN:

ME: lmao

absolutely crying at this, the timeline is magic

@mandrn.bsky.social, @charleighs-angl.bsky.social

If it has your approval, it works for me 🥳

A late-30s bearded, bespectacled man wearing a red polo shirt, purple shorts, and white watch, flashing the peace sign.

got invited to a Chinese New Year gathering and I don't have anything cultural to wear despite being in this country for 3 years so we gonna wear red and hope for the best

A gay on Friday

It’s my Friday