Joshua

Can't wait to go into the office this morning and spend the entire time ignoring work and watching the game awards on catchup

Made up for the distress of dragging myself to the Christmas do by minesweeping an extra main and three helpings of profiteroles from people who didn't turn up 😌

It's our default night out unfortunately, everyone goes home early on Friday so they don't want to hang around to go out in the evening :/

Got my work Christmas party tonight and I want nothing more than to just sit in bed and stare quietly at a wall for six hours instead

Just had a kimchi chicken burger where the bread part was a grilled croissant, and let me tell you, it was exactly as difficult to eat as you're imagining

So glad it went well 🥳

High school was a very long time ago 😮‍💨

Driving past 'road ahead closed' signs for fifteen minutes only to find - to my shock - a very closed road

Kinda surprised they didn't just give me a new one in the end

FINALLY have my car back after about seven weeks in the garage, poor baby's had so much work done but she's back on the road 🥳

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If you got no sleep then what were you waking up from?

I'm sat in the staff canteen so that isn't really an option thanks x

On a training course for work and they've given us a two and a quarter hour break for lunch?? What on earth am I supposed to do with all that time?

I suppose it is

The Sunday scaries when you've been off work doing fuck all for a whole week 🥺

Thanks x

Been wondering why it's been so cold upstairs this week even though I've had the heating on, realised this morning I still had all the radiators turned down to zero from when I took them off to paint 😭

Dared to break out the power tools and make myself a little carpet protector 🧑‍🔧

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Ran out of cheese for my cheese sandwiches and don't want to walk to the shop in the rain

People understand what I post, they just don't care - BIG difference

You post this like other people understand what it means

Have had no doors inside the house since the carpets got fitted a few weeks ago (I was too cheap to have them done at the same time) and I'm FINALLY getting new ones today! No more draughty house 😌

Woke up and realised I've got no bread for toast and no milk for cereal, gonna have to brave the shops before I even have my breakfast 😮‍💨

Out of office on for two weeks 😌

(I only have one week off booked but I don't want anyone bothering me after I come back)

Woke up to no hot water 🙃 happy Friday indeed

Taunting myself reading every article about the new Steam VR headset, knowing I probably won't actually be able to get one until May 😭

Workmen have started on the empty house next door and it's reminded me how thin the walls seem to be, I genuinely thought there was someone coming up my stairs this morning 😭

“You’re out of gunge/ I’m out of slime” - Out Of Touch by Hall & Oates if it was about running out of various oozes and glops

Tempted to give arc raiders a try this weekend

I'll give a haha to that