shrub

House we need to cure this patient

If I could point to one singular event that would define how I engaged with music for the rest of my life it would probably be the first time I heard Derezzed

and then.... one day......... I got in

today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes

Metal Gear Solid 4 would be way better if old snake could download podcasts on his Apple iPod and listen to them while you wait in a locker for the alert to end

can't wait to see all the amazing new game announcements at the Game Awards 2025 wario64 thread

Undead groyper from the lands between posting about how marika didn't go far enough

I love that fedex tracking gives expected delivery dates like I do to my boss

Your main priority in life should be avoiding situations where your enemies can post the packwatch gif about it

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Wow so she was AG of Florida that whole time Epstein is going buck wild down there huh

See u next tomorrow

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker

Congratulations!!!!

this shit looks like it's about to restore both my hp and mp at the same time

An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

So fucking funny that this website started out as a more annoying and cliquey clone of woke late 2010s era twitter and they're speedrunning becoming X the everything app

"Fat women are the most beautiful people on earth" - My gf (smartest person I know)

r/ TankieTheDeprogram 12h Xi's poker face BROKEN as he drinks a particularly strong Korean alcoholic drink

Lmao

한국의 인구 감소와 웰빙 트렌드를 감안해서 한국 치킨 업계에 숏을 걸었다가 (젠슨황 교촌 회동때문에) 47만불을 청산당한 레딧 유저

한국인의 치킨 사랑을 간과하다니

going "Miller mode" for all of the most sentimental cutscenes

happy birthday pimp

lol this cop pissed himself