shrub

what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

oh my god

it's time to get back on the "the phantom pain was actually good" train

there are consequences to your crimes against dracula

“Wow that’s based,” typed 45 year old in pajama pants, expressionless

dudes rock

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

physics of a dude on monster energy with a steak knife

this ended nancy maces career

Ever since I saw this email I’ve been looking for this screenshot

then they had sex fully clothed

Sending a girl pictures and saying "us" but they're all images of UFOs blowing up small towns. No reverse image search results.

PANEL 1: A bunch of characters are watching a movie in a movie theater. A duck is talking to the duck next to him. DUCK: "I thought they didn't have biblical allegory in Japan because of the Buddha or whatever." PANEL 2: A shot of the screen which appears to be showing Mamoru Oshii's ANGEL'S EGG (1985). PANEL 3: The duck continues whispering. DUCK: "Cuz like okay remember when Blake was getting into meditation and started wearing a formal kimono and you were like 'CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!' Well shouldn't that cut both ways?" DUCK 2: "SHH!" PANEL 4: A shot from the back of the theater. The duck keeps whispering. DUCK: "I'm still enjoying the movie, just, like, makes you think, y'know? 'Specially cuz there's all this downtime of just clouds and stuff..." PANEL 5: Later the duck is talking on his cell phone as he walks down the street. BLAKE (on the phone): "Yeah, they're allowed to as much as anybody. They got Bible over here, too." DUCK: "Damn, dawg, that's crazy to have both. So but is all the TV there animes? Cuz this one was nothing like Animatrix."

blake who moved there

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

they are fucking dabbing on us

Oh fuck yeah

I'm wearing an anime graphic tee under the button up

this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for

Their old random shit that tumblr kids wanted to cancel them about is genuinely some of the funniest shit ever posted online. The ratatouille comic is genius

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!

that's unironically the best part of the game

Here's a podcast that does a good job of laying out what's at stake,

unc got a bald head john fetterman

War in the Pocket is short and really fucking good

There was a 6 month period between the Shaddoll structure deck and the release of Nadir Servant and there were not a lot of ways to send a monster directly from the extra deck at that point

idea i had