Alexia

I do love having a bob but I feel like I'm serving Lord Farquaad today

A Charleston should not be in week 2 of Strictly...its all gone woke

Nobody's Son by Sabrina Carpenter is just Land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz and I don't care

Being the only person in a cinema screen always feels like an achievement unlocked

GOOD MORNING SPORTS AND MUSIC FANSSSSSssssss

Had a dream last night that I went and saw One Battle After Another every night of my life.

Of course. I can't get my money back, this has all been paid for already #ad

Hahahahahahaha

In a Premier Inn tonight and it's one without the purple lighting round the bedframe and now I want my money back please Sir Lenny Henry.

Shoutout to all the New Zealand comedians announcing their tours today on what is my pay day ✌️

Watching BBC News debunk Trump's claims is like watching a segment from Lolly Adefope's character on This Time with Alan Partridge

Sorry if I'm antsy today, I'm wearing tights for the first time in ages so feel trapped

2010's Jason Derulo by Jason Derulo is everything 👌 👌

This 👏 is 👏 why 👏 I 👏 support 👏 a 👏 billion 👏 F1 👏 drivers 👏 now 👏
#AzerbaijanGP

Papaya rules, Lando, you must crash into a wall now

CHAMPIONSHIP BACK ON

SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH operator

a white cat with a black spot on its head is sitting on a rug in a living room . ALT: a white cat with a black spot on its head is sitting on a rug in a living room .

Just tuned into quali

There's a player on the netball court next to mine called Alexia and it's messing with my tiny miiiind

I'm having a steak dinner tonight and I can't stop thinking about it

Imagine KidzBop trying to write the lyrics to their cover of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter

I'm crying cos I don't want him to get that Red Bull seat

I am so sorry Lando but..but.. ISACK

This is why I support the little boy Isack Hadjar

*pretends to be shocked*

I'm on the one show I always wanted to do tonight.

See me, after waiting all those years for my chance, not able to join in the sing song because I didn't know the lyrics ✌️

Went to the dump for the first time in ages and they now rip open your general waste bags to check what's inside

Feel strangely violated and judged

Shout out to Thomasina Miers for supplying me with pork pibil and margs

Seeing them put Clarkson, Hammond and May Top Gear repeats on Sundays at 8pm on BBC2....

Me picking out a subtle f1 top to wear at the cricket today