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Andy Maloney

@andymaloneyreal.bsky.social

Actor, animal lover, fan, 🀠The silliest billy in the west🀠 https://www.instagram.com/theandymaloney/profilecard/?igsh=MXZxaHpudDhlMzc0cQ==

32 Followers  |  19 Following  |  69 Posts  |  Joined: 03.09.2024  |  1.6345

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Did it again. Give me the strength to not crash out… or at least the strength to throw a big chair in an act of violent catharsis.

14.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very niche complaint here but why the fuck was my hair so fluffy today but my brain chemistry so blah?!

Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!

05.11.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Halloween!!!!

01.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching The Menu with my dad and brother I just noticed Margot is the ONLY one with her elbows on the table. Details!!!!!

29.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream about a bunch of dogs with eyebrows. Mostly sable or agouti in coloration. All of them with big baby eyes.

27.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This week is a big week to be me and I’m being so brave about it, guys. I’m gonna go to an industry mixer and then I have two days on set (AS A LEAD! THIS IS MY SECOND TIME HAVING LINES. EVER!!!)

25.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoying Tibet day in Portland before I go onto set and I was struck by how similar the traditional garb is to traditional outfits from the native peoples in the andes. Pretty amazing, to me.

13.09.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My excellence with recognizing faces has struck again 😌

06.09.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, my favorite part of the night before work: reckoning with the bag.

Books, pens, charging ports, chargers, Jewelry, Ipad, outfits (plural),

Do I love my career? Yes. Whole heartedly. But I deadass need a carry on just to go and be an extra at this rate.

18.07.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’ll integrate that into my belief system.

18.07.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else incredibly neurotic about the things in their pocket? Maybe I’m just a little touched but my keys always gotta go in the front right, my lipbalm front left and so on and so forth.

04.06.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a public apology to my brother. I am sorry for every mean thing I’ve ever said/done to you.

He’s sending me to go see @sinnersmovie.bsky.social tomorrow because he had a reward for a free movie he wasn’t gonna use and knew I’m to broke to go on my own dime.

Chris, your my favorite sibling.

03.06.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Morning all! If you’re looking for a new book, you know where we are! - Michael

29.05.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1730    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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July 2020 vs June 2025. Five year’s difference. Despite the sunken eyes (I fear I may just have deep-set eyes haha) I’m actually a lot happier than I was then.

11.05.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES!!!! So excited I could explode

07.05.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a couple dance in the plaza. Maybe love is real.

25.04.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re red again πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

15.04.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to post these! The Hands Off! protest in Portland was huge. That image of down MLK? Thats only like the back 1/4.

10.04.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from a legal complaint with contact information for the plaintiffs' attorneys that states, "Joseph R. Saveri (State Bar No. 130064)
Cadio Zirpoli (State Bar No. 179108)
Christopher K.L. Young (State Bar No. 318371)
Kathleen J. McMahon (State Bar No. 340007)
JOSEPH SAVERI LAW FIRM, LLP
601 California Street, Suite 1000
San Francisco, California 94108
Telephone: (415) 500-6800
Facsimile: (415) 395-9940
Email: jsaveri@saverilawfirm.com
czirpoli@saverilawfirm.com
cyoung@saverilawfirm.com
kmcmahon@saverilawfirm.com
Matthew Butterick (State Bar No. 250953)
1920 Hillhurst Avenue, #406
Los Angeles, CA 90027
Telephone: (323) 968-2632
Facsimile: (415) 395-9940
Email: mb@buttericklaw.com
Counsel for Individual and Representative
Plaintiffs and the Proposed Class"

A screenshot from a legal complaint with contact information for the plaintiffs' attorneys that states, "Joseph R. Saveri (State Bar No. 130064) Cadio Zirpoli (State Bar No. 179108) Christopher K.L. Young (State Bar No. 318371) Kathleen J. McMahon (State Bar No. 340007) JOSEPH SAVERI LAW FIRM, LLP 601 California Street, Suite 1000 San Francisco, California 94108 Telephone: (415) 500-6800 Facsimile: (415) 395-9940 Email: jsaveri@saverilawfirm.com czirpoli@saverilawfirm.com cyoung@saverilawfirm.com kmcmahon@saverilawfirm.com Matthew Butterick (State Bar No. 250953) 1920 Hillhurst Avenue, #406 Los Angeles, CA 90027 Telephone: (323) 968-2632 Facsimile: (415) 395-9940 Email: mb@buttericklaw.com Counsel for Individual and Representative Plaintiffs and the Proposed Class"

A screenshot from a legal complaint that states, "UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
NORTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA
SAN FRANCISCO DIVISION
Richard Kadrey, an individual;
Sarah Silverman, an individual;
Christopher Golden, an individual;
Individual and Representative Plaintiffs,
v.
Meta Platforms, Inc., a Delaware
corporation;
Case No.
Complaint
Class Action
Demand for Jury Trial
Defendant."

A screenshot from a legal complaint that states, "UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT NORTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA SAN FRANCISCO DIVISION Richard Kadrey, an individual; Sarah Silverman, an individual; Christopher Golden, an individual; Individual and Representative Plaintiffs, v. Meta Platforms, Inc., a Delaware corporation; Case No. Complaint Class Action Demand for Jury Trial Defendant."

IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION

Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:

Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com

20.03.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5400    πŸ” 3168    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 314
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I’m autistic and struggle with eye contact which can sometimes cause trouble when I’m acting, so I do staring contests with my family to improve. …We get silly in the Maloney household

18.03.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell she was raised right, and by right I mean by people who never got over the mid/late 70s - early 90s.

16.03.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry everyone I saw a picture of a parrot and got sad. …She doesn’t even know I want to be her…

07.03.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…I wish I could wear yellow without looking awful 😞 everyone tells me not to wear yellow because it’ll wash me out. But… I wanna look like a buttercup… Instead I’m stuck wearing wine red or whatever. Which is an okay color at best. Its not even the best red.

07.03.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally started Yellowjackets with my dad. About 30 minutes in saw a background take a pull off an apple and turned to my dad asking wtf… this man then explained all the improvised ways one can smoke weed.

I turned out so well, actually.

07.03.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER

03.03.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 837    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Adrien Brody didn’t keep it brief πŸ˜”

03.03.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Told my brother that the Oscars are my superbowl and then 5 minutes later I was yelling at my TV. He had the audacity to look at me like I was nuts.

I TOLD YOU, CHRISTOPHER. THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL.

03.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love watching old of procedurals. You get to see lots of stars before they got their break and its so nice to remember that a lot of big names started in the same place I am now.

02.03.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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…I have a mild cat allergy.

27.02.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss!!! I’m insane about this show!!! Moral quandaries, mystery and intrigue, exploration of the human condition all in one place?!?!?! It’s like a buffet for my brain!!

08.02.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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