@heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social
I am America's next drag supervisor Seattle, WA
Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.
30.09.2025 16:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really in my stomp and clap era
(Mostly stomping)
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
11.09.2025 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"the industry is divided" no I do not think it is
26.08.2025 14:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(during sentencing)
I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
Keep your head on a snivel
19.08.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol
16.08.2025 20:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If thereβs ten monkeys jumping on the bed Iβm one of them. If thereβs one monkey jumping on the bed, itβs me. If thereβs no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.
13.08.2025 06:27 β π 763 π 222 π¬ 6 π 1
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
11.08.2025 22:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An insane post by Arianna Huffington about how AI has unseated human knowledge, unlocking our true potential as a species. Bro what the FUCK are you talking about.
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
21.07.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period
12.07.2025 19:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think that is a gardenia
05.07.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh!
03.07.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one I guess
25.06.2025 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!
05.06.2025 18:26 β π 472 π 155 π¬ 0 π 2Legitimately wasted hours trying to find out how to turn down the saturation and just ended up deleting my wallpaper on accident
13.06.2025 20:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(INT. STAR SHIP)
05.06.2025 03:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"
03.06.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
02.06.2025 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sprained my back doing what exactly
30.05.2025 06:04 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
27.05.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let's check in on this tonight
21.05.2025 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was not that good this year π
21.05.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you as always for your hard work!
21.05.2025 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Calling out of work due to a witchβs curse
21.05.2025 03:34 β π 42 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0
Me when I want a kiss
16.05.2025 18:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
16.05.2025 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair
15.05.2025 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also what the fuck is Tapalti
15.05.2025 19:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haha yes you probably know me as Barroo, no cameras, anyway I am here to pick my fractional share of a bahn mi with this ...... voucher (the r is silent)
15.05.2025 19:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
