Mike Cooper

Wish I had the bottle to do stand up or any kind of live performing, must be one hell of a rush making a room full of people laugh. Obviously it's great hearing people laughing at something you've written being broadcast on the radio or TV, but in the moment must be something else.

What a cracking evening of RHLSTP, and only a 10 minute drive home! Lovely stuff.

I'm no Andy McH, but next week will be my 5th RHLSTP live recording. Really enjoyed last week's Sam Nicoresti show. Also good to hear @herring1967.bsky.social discussing the safari park and Kidderminster! Crazy times!

Modern phone calls.
Phone rings, I answer it.
Computer voice: "Hello, this is coinbased security..."
Me interrupting: "Fuck off"
Hang up.
The End

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

Oh, nice! Yeah, had to forgo my usual aisle seat as there weren't any when I found out about it, so think I'm pretty far back as well.

RHLSTP (RHLSTP!) in Bewdley tonight!

Yep, started with covid which properly got me this time, full on fluey feeling and it was also the varient that included painful teeth and gums after a 6/8 days (a right bastard!) now just left with the cough which I can't shift. On week 4, I think. God speed!

Actually I have BA in Comparative Rodent Representation in Twentieth Century Animation and it’s very insulting when you call it a “Mickey Mouse degree”

Last Night of the Thongs

2B Anstis

Only two sent off, but very happy with both of them. #BTN

Really looking forward to it. Missed those boys.

Rewatching I'm Alan Partridge, pretty sure that's Lucy Porter's voice on the best Lord radio phone-in bit at the start of series 2?

Thank you, I'll have a look 🙂

I'll have a look, thank you 🙂

London folk, where else is easy to get to from Hammersmith please, that might be a bit cheaper to stay? Got a place booked, but very worried by the recent reviews so might look further afield as other local stuff is quite expensive. Ta!

London folk, where else is easy to get to from Hammersmith please, that might be a bit cheaper to stay? Got a place booked, but very worried by the recent reviews so might look further afield as other local stuff is quite expensive. Ta!

if I'm being honest. Pre-season really liked the way he spoke, last few weeks has been worse and worse, blaming absolutely everything and anybody but himself, his recruitment and his tactics. Never going to end well, that.

Not at the game but just watched the post match interview. I think you might just about be able to blame, although it might still be a hell of a stretch, the hangover from last season if it were the same players. It's not. It's the players he has recruited and work with every day. Quite embarrassed

I like to dress up as a pantomime cow for visitors, so if you come round I'll pop the cattle on.

Stayed in a great hotel in Stockholm but I may need to knock the review down a few points as the TV in the room had motion smoothing on and the settings were locked down. Still, made me do other stuff than watch TV I suppose!

Stay another day.

No, you're alright thanks.

(I can say this as a Kiddy resident for 40+ years!

A 42-year-old man gleefully pointing at the tube notices for Mornington Crescent station.

7 years ago today I finally made it to Mornington Crescent 😍

As a lifelong ISIHAC listener, this was a properly big deal. Shout out to the people I was with who got off one-stop early to allow me to have this lovely moment.

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“What do we want?”

“Childishness!”

“When do we want it?”

“You said ‘one tit’…” *sniggers*

View of beautiful Stockholm from a Boat Trip.

On a Boat Trip in Stockholm and I'm 99% sure Mr @michaelspicer.bsky.social is providing the commentary?

Didn't realise this didn't upload earlier! 🤦

Train speed 195kmh

Jäg är I Sverige! Train's a bit quicker!

Yeah, some cracking stuff. Nice to see your name at the end. Hopefully be on there with you one week 🤞🏻