🪬 SLURPLE 🟣 BRAINED 🧠

hi

Want the compulsive satisfaction of blocking people but don’t want the adverse network effects? Do it on Bluesky!

Bruh I am never posting another Israel-Palestine take again. Worst mistake ever

The Bluesky vs. Threads war will be known as the bloodiest in social media history

#birdbot

Hell yes! I saw a guy wearing a face mask in his car. The trend’s not dead!

It’s going to be rough for 90s kids when software in 2097 minimizes out for the age category at 2000

I did, but my spelling was right the first time. That shouldn't count

In the future, internet archeologists will record the first mention of Twitter in atavistic Bluesky posts. They will note that, despite the prevalence of Bluesky, there was once a gargantuan and less well understood predecessor

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious

I will NOT pay a regular fee to a social media platform to use it. I will, however, buy a burner phone in order to verify all sorts of alts

Unintentional, but the filter adds an extra something to the comedic effect

I desperately need a guy to do this to me

It is your Christian duty to link to an Imgur album with hundreds of images of your feet. The people demand it

Doing the South African flag in Morse code in the groupchat to let them know I've been rate limited and can't respond

welcome to bluesky! ⛅ i see a lot of new users have migrated to our little haven we call home. we do things a little differently than the bird site 🐤 so let me show you the ropes 😊 you can send death threats on here 💀 we threaten people with hammers 🔨 kill maim destroy 😈

Give me posting, or give me death

-Patrick Henry

Just imagine "Circle of Life" playing as you're subject to a bankruptcy or hostile takeover

Elon popping in to ruin my day once again

Me and the boys headed to Bluesky while Twitter is burning

Shoutout to both my fathers today

gm dream big

(h/t @slurple.bsky.social)

Not sure what to post here so maybe I’ll just post blue skies

Hanging out on Bluesky until the hullabaloo dies down. What’s up

You moved from Twitter to Bluesky? Oh, so you hate women?

i guess all v*b*c*mp discourse is especially ~triggering~ for me because it reminds me of my (tpot) ex who used to whisper “object-level” into my ear when we were in bed to elicit some kind of shocked reaction… huge scott alexander supporter ofc

Hell yeah, I found my first accounts to block

Bluesky is out here making a new social internet. But we’ve barely grasped the power and promise of an anti-social internet

we out here