Saw this on the plane. Not great.

DGS United is working with Minnesota United FC to put on a clinic in St. Paul Thursday evening for kids who live at CommonBond sites across the Twin Cities. Come join us and coaching staff from the Club to put on a great event for the kids! We'll even feed you!
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Or a mood? #kidstoday

TEN!!!

I think the kids would say it's a vibe.

This is the pulse. This is the sound...

Where's Bongi? 😓

Man Watches Entire Show Through The Gauged Ear Of Guy In Front Of Him Local concertgoer Sam Byrne watched the entirety of Knife Rat’s set through the gauged ear of the man in front of him.

And, of course:

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I’m Sorry I’m 6’3” and God Wanted Me to See Concerts Better Than You God has a plan. And that plan apparently includes his decision that no matter what, I should have an unobstructed eyeline to watch any band in any venue.

But:

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Tall Guy Finds Perfect Woman to Stand in Front of at Show After wandering around during the first two bands, the tallest guy in the room found the perfect woman to stand in front of for tonight's show.

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Right, cause tall people never push in front of shorts.