Rooby Dooby 🔜 TFS

Sadly, you have to assume everyone is a shark

Don't have to ask me twice 😳

Not ready

Missed posting for #NationalUnderwearDay, so I'll give you a 2 for 1 to make up for it >:3

Awrrfff 👀

Need to nuzzle 😳

Where's the guac?

It's #NationalUnderwearDay and #Pawgust! That means there needs to be plenty of paws and undies :D

Yes you do 🥵

True, although there's always that one who's like, "OMG, ANOTHER paw day?" 🙄

I'm surprised I haven't see anyone bitch about #Pawgust yet

Yes, we have a paw day and also a whole month....DEAL WITH IT! 😈

Just message them

bsky.app/profile/mrji...

Yes

🥺

Same. I too, have failed to get hot before MP

Yisssss!

And maybe a new desk chair because my back has been on a bitch fit the last couple weeks

I'll get ice cream instead

I think I need a new mattress x.x

When and where and I'm there!

Everyone gonna be simping over the wolf and fox while I'll get my bird wifey all to myself 🥰

As someone who experienced folks make a friend's birthday plans to my face and then wondered why I showed up, you basically need to send me an invitation through certified mail to get me to show. I don't care how many times you've previously said, "you're welcome here anytime."

Is this anytime?

Seismic stomping, commissioned by oric.me!
thank you :3

Is there a way to not only block spam callers, but also prevent them from leaving a voicemail?

It's literally the same fucking spam callers getting blocked, but they still leave messages multiple times a day

get gay'd pal @rubycanine.bsky.social

We go from hotter than the core of the fucking sun to perpetual thunderous rumbling with a lightning light show in the night sky

It's cute when you talk about your niche interests