cassie 💖

yes! hahaha! YES!!!!!!!!!

Me in total darkness in a hole in the woods

The team has more faith in an old, injured, pervert than they did on the guy who set the franchise record FG distance last week.

Ok.

[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]

guillermo i hope you're right

all of my unhinged literary opinions basically boil down to me yucking other people’s yums bc i find said yums basic and made for the lowest common denominator

i know that makes me sound like a giant asshole so i don’t verbalize it much,,, but it’s there

romantasy as a genre should be outlawed and those that read it should have their brains in a jar for extensive study

sportsball nerds like this suck the joy out of every conversation ever. do not be like this guy

boy that block came quick lmao. dude’s really got nothing better to do on a sunday night huh

bud if it annoys you so much simply Log Off and go back to your video games and fantasy novels or whatever. see, I can disparage the hobbies I have zero interest in too !

waste of the last four hours of my life-igami

can't believe I stayed up until 11:10 PM for that. matt lafleur you will be hearing from my lawyers.

PRAYER CIRCLE 🕯️

there is wisdom in not overreacting to big wins and strange losses in September. that said, this stupid f'ing team is f'ing stupid and so is this f'ing stupid sport

can he play left tackle tho

my brother in christ you sent him there

brief break from packersposting to post my annual appreciation for @hamsterwatch.com - i barely watched #bb27 tbh but dingo's updates were crucial to helping me follow along <3 you're the best!!!

How big a deal is this game? My sources are telling me that Carrie Underwood—that’s right, the popular country music singer—has been “waiting all day” to watch!

Aaron Rodgers stanced up in front of a pile of humanity on 3rd and short making the first down sign

my Dad watching us kids shovel the driveway

the best art makes you uncomfortable in ways you cannot fully grasp

this was so well done!! like i was actually yelling out loud about how sick the retro graphics are!! and brent fuckin musberger!!!!!!

happy national cheeseburger day to all who celebrate - regardless of creed, color, or origin, today we are all cheeseburger-americans

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Doesn’t get any nicer.

27 Club with Packers QBs is nuts

The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911

Thinking about him

weirdest thing was definitely those few people who didn't get the note and were calling it "nine one one" for a while

6 HUMAN PAIN 7 HUMAN PAIN, CONTINUED 8 HELL

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.