Your local capybara

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

Is that lawyer speak for "We both know you're guilty as fuck, if you shut the hell up you might not be in for life"?

he looks just like his dad ❤️

(found on tumblr)

-Forced Discord age regression-

Discord sucks! Get your friends to join alternatives!

#pankallisti #ageregression #agereg furaffinity.net/view/64068621/

Damn, that was fast

Bald Woody from the new Toy Story

mf got doll pattern balding

"My first-aid knowledge leaving my body the moment a generative AI user requires resuscitation"

"Heimlich? Never heard of him :3c"

I wish nothing but the worst for anyone who puts other peoples' OCs in the slop machine

The stage of enshittification where everyone is trying to figure out which alternative is the least shit

Valtzi, human version

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

oh, that's cool! which video?

I actually started the demo right after wishlisting, to test how much juice there is, and I can now confirm the presence of The Juice

LIVE, DAMN YOU!

oh, they made a live action Coraline?

omg no!!

They're all robots. I don't think they conform to human genders.

also the whole part about them turning into fucking vehicles.

Wow, it's been 2 years already?

Oh, this looks like it's got the juice. Wishlisting now.

Do not under any circumstances do this.

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As Bernie Sanders Comes to California, Wealth Tax Opponents Intensify Efforts

Read this sentence slowly:

“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”

gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...

Hell, I'd love for there to be a candidate who has a minimal social media presence. I've had enough of presidents tweeting