Will McNulty

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

a man in a suit and tie with a pink flower pin on his pocket square Alt: A white man man in a suit and tie with a pink flower pin on his pocket square

The King of Canada concurs

Charlotte was down 3 starters, 5 if you’re counting Pep Biel & Harry Toffolo. It was easily the most frustrated & disappointed I’ve felt watching a win, though

I mean when has occupying Afghanistan ever gone wrong TWICE for someone

Watching Serie A is fun because you have the players who are young & in the prime of their lives, in peak physical shape.

And then the head coaches all look like this:

Didn’t get the win, but a good time was had. #ForTheCrown

Same ol’ Panthers

[Putting up my dukes in a fight]

Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

I mean, the Vikings needed a WR & the Panthers didn’t need to trade him, so there’s gonna be some overpay

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

The Browns starters are having trouble doing anything against the Panthers backup Defense, which is a HUGE red flag

So he’s someone whose opinion about the NYC Mayoral race doesn’t matter, got it

Mamdani Headlines The New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani is getting desperate.

mamdanitimes.com

Allegedly, Kon’s middle name is just II, as in the Roman numeral, as his father is also Kon Knueppel.

That last name is gonna give Dell Curry & Eric Collins problems, though.

Gov. DeSantis floats boosted bonuses to woo NYC cops if Zohran Mamdani becomes Mayor 'You're going to see a lot of people take advantage of that.'

Omg who cares leave Staten Island for fucking JACKSONVILLE lmao god speed and bad luck I hope you all get eaten by an alligator on bath salts

floridapolitics.com/archives/744...

Saw Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant” on a first date when I was 18. It’s about a school shooting, heavily inspired by the Columbine shooting.

We’ve been married 15 years.

Dads, Give Up Your Authoritarian Impulse A lot of Americans my age – folks born in the late 70s and early 80s – grew up in households ruled by fatherly authoritarian decree. Tough dads ruling the home with an iron fist certainly weren't exc...

Hey dads, let go of your authoritarian impulse. badfaithtimes.com/dads-give-up...

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

Our current mayor is from Jersey, I see no reason why a Senator from Massachusetts can’t run for Mayor of New York

Stolen Pallor

Galaxy AI ad that reads friends come and go but GalaxyAi has your back get started now. The evolution of my social circle. The image depicts lots of people in 2023 then 3 people in 2024 then just the galaxy ai logo. (How pathetic)

AI ads know their target demo, lonely losers.

You could’ve saved the stamp @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social were already ranking you #1

The thing about Andrew Cuomo is, even if he weren’t corrupt as fuck, and even if he weren’t a creep, and even if he didn’t killed one of every four grandmothers in New York during Covid… he hates New York City and did everything he could to destroy it as Governor.

Your daily reminder that the U.S. Postal SERVICE is a service that is designed to benefit taxpayers and not a business that should be expected to turn a profit.