Prediction: “Rambo: First Blood Part II” will be entered into the Library of Congress before the end of the Trump administration.

Why? Because we are living in the dumbest timeline.

Get.off.the.fucking.mat.

Miranda is having a mom’s night out with a friend, my kid is eating a personal pizza and I get to make things Miranda doesn’t like.

I’m going to pat myself on the back, because this was absolutely amazing!

Mussels and chorizo in a white wine, chicken stock and saffron broth.