OooOOOoooOOOooOOooo

Imagine thinking that this is worth shouting about. How embarrassing.

me with a guy dressed as a pirate

going through old photos, found this from a spanish event where i was flown in to do a meet & greet with 12 tech journalists. our pr had the idea to hire a "hacker" to walk around during the meal, but someone didn't realise the spanish for hacker and pirate can both use "pirata" so we got this guy

Oddly enough I just saw that I’ve got her newsletter in my email last night

I follow her on instagram but I’ve not seen or used any of her knives. I wish she would post some choil shots of the knives so we can get an idea of the grind / thinness 🙂

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LOL, and also LMAO

“Spiritual attacks” 🤡

This is beyond creepy holy shit

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a brown coat Alt: Robert Redford is proud of you gif

I fucking knew you’d smash it! 👏

Both of these guys were stolen from us 💔

Water availbabity

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You’ll smash it mate ✊

No age was he either 🙁

This is your lawyer speaking, I urge you to keep posting.

This is so sad, Rest In Power, king 👑

What the fuck? Noooooooooo

This might be the best watch of Kuenssberg since Joe Lycett was a guest.
Put it in your diaries - Sunday 19th October

Whomst amongst us hasn’t rubbed cheese on our light switches?

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly rewire a 1363 plug before being allowed entry to the UK

Design by committee, ouch 😣

Changes to the English language requirement were first reported in May when the government published their early plans in the immigration white paper. The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.

fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.

*boop*

Hard same. It’s no good for my stress levels and I don’t watch any news anymore, just cat gifs.

Yep. An quarter of an fruit!

£87,000 left to save this tax year Smart ISA

I need to up my savings I guess!

Also, isn’t the yearly ISA limit 20k? 🤪

Big enough to row down the river

It was only about a quarter of one, maybe 800g?

This is good to see but we knew this was happening at the time!