🎄🤶Peeb the World (Let them Know its Christmas Time)

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

And here’s some photos of Liam Neeson having pissed himself.

Everything reminds me of you

Also no one sexts like that. It's definitely the worm

they should've called the british leg of the tour 'bring back wu-tanging'

My theory is that he's dead and its the brainworm using his body.

This new Kennedy is taking too long to follow family tradition

Farage confided in a Westminster mover and shaker that Polanski is dangerous in head to heads.

New Statesman reporting Reform politicians are avoiding head to head debates with me.

Their lies come crumbling down when confronted with the truth.

Let's keep building the movement to take on Reform:

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Solidarity with the hunger strikers.

It is an egregious violation for them to be held on remand - without trial or conviction.

All for protesting against a genocide. Shameful.

Setting up Windows 98

It is in Portuguese but is perfectly understood. Artists and culture anticipate human rights in order components. Song Festival: Most contestants refuse to go to Eurovision if they win and regret RTP's position.

Most Portuguese artists will refuse to participate in Eurovision if they're selected

It's the above image but it has still or no deal written across it

"House Party"

"Bottoms up" and then he fires the gun

Noel Edmonds faces us, holding a pistol to his chest - behind him Dunblobbin burns. Mr Blobby can be seen emerging from the flames.

sometimes you just make whatever this is instead of joining a teams call

Our Band of Brothers

The Board of Deputies could destroy Farage, a politician that has credibly said some of the most atrocious antisemitic comments uttered in recent British history by an elected MP, by releasing a statement condemning him, but they don’t. They did previously, in 2019, over far less. Why is that?

Does anything - *ANYTHING* - on earth feel more grown up than placing an order with Screwfix?

The boomers categories lmao

We can tell all this from their posts on social media

Tomorrow's front page 📰

'The UK is letting these people die'

The announcements aren’t for migrants - they’re for a bloke in Kent living in a 2-up-2-down with his family, convinced TikTok is about to make his son join Hamas and his wife is going to get kidnapped and sold into slavery by the 2 Muslims that live in is 10k town

both sides of bsky illustrated next to each other

Met a fair few of these types over the years and its often because they've had their arses handed to them by those pesky natives when the bullets start flying

But what if the drugs they smuggle is oil...

Wales and West Region Slut Drop Championship quarter finalist

In the last month in the town I grew up in a Muslim man has been murdered and amother bloke has been arrested for “extreme right wing” terror offences

I’m sure these ppl will be placated by a pic on an MP eating a full englidh

Deprived in Russian with two cursive samples beneath it. The first, flawed one, is a connected series of 11 uninterrupted spikes. The second, correct one, is virtually identical except the starting tail is curved and the fourth from the end of the spikes is half height.

I've just seen how you write "deprived" in Russian cursive and let me just say: I would not last an hour writing Cyrillic cursive, because what is this?!? 😭

And they started putting rainbows on everything 🤬

United States puppet Machado repeating the US line that Hezbollah are operating in Venezuela.