Mr Sparkleupagus

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

These artists have every right to make jokes there.
And we have every right to make jokes abt them doing it.

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MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

You'd be surprised how the left's moving with the times. It's okay to be prepared too.

Reichstag fire - Wikipedia

Today's references of the day are the reichstag fire and stochastic terrorism. They just seemed important somehow.

Reichstag fire: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichst...

Stochastic terrorism: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stochas...

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/

The authors: these books are a warning.

The right: Okay so we televise the to-the-death peasant battle royale and people will love it? *scribbles notes*

Somebody's getting fired.

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Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

No f*cking duh.

But it also has to be said for the slow people in back, so thank you.

They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal

The presi's a pedo meme pairing in honor of the victims who bravely came forward today.

Honey wake up, a new nickname for Trump dropped!

Caligula Cankles

Stupid sexy chinook 😤

Concepts of a health care plan!

'Cankles are the look for fall'

Giuliani really bent over backwards for this one, and I wish him unwell.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, what’s the timeline for the book on how the President went missing like a week after he had weird bruising on his hands?

The amount of people still standing for the national anthem during sporting events is way too fucking high.

Start there.

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Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.